Perverted Ash Has Risen

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White: *is wearing a rainbow flag like a cape* HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONEEEE

Sere: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YANG IN THE VIDEO?!

Leon: You know what they say...

White: WHEN YOU WANT THE BELLABOOTY YOU GO INSANE

Leon: Uh no I meant when you're high and doing dru-

Sere: THERE'S A GARDEN WHERE I GO!!!!

Moon: I seriously don't know what to do when they're like this.

Serena: You'll get used to it.

Gladion: My soul is too tainted to care.

Lillie: Yo staph it.

Serena: I swear one more yo and I'm done with this shi-

Misty: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

White: COPYRIGHT STOP!!

Leon: LET'S JUST DO THIS CHAPTER BEFORE PRIDE MONTH IS DONE!!

Sere: MAY, SAY THE ARCEUS DARN DARE!!

Arceus: U all mean nothing to me-

White: *sweetly* Arceus want cookies?

Arceus: *wags his tail*

The pokecrew: 0.O

May: I dare for Ash to be perverted-oh dear Arceus no not again.

White: Oh okay then I'll just go out to buy some ice cream continue without me-*gets tied to a chair* WHAT THE HELL?!

Sere: If I'm dying you dyin' with me.

Leon: AIN'T NO CHOICE!!

White: Dear Arceus, memes just keep getting more and more dumb.

Sere: HUSH HUSH HUSH

Leon: BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH

Ryan and White: YOU ARE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH!!

Moon: Wait who's that?

White: *looks around* who?

Serena: Was that Rya-

White: ANYWAY LET'S DO THIS BEFORE I GET A MIGRAINE!!

Sere: You don't get migraines...

Leon: LAUREEELLLL OR YANNNYYYY NOW THAT IS THE QUESTION.

White: STOP WITH THE MEMES!! THAT ISN'T EVEN THE MAIN TITLE OF THIS CHAPTER GOOD ARCEUS!

Misty: I rather listen to their memes all day instead of perverted Ash.

Ash: Hey! Perverted might have feelings to you know!

Brock: Inappropriate ones that is...

Cilan: The taste for the dare is very lemony

Sere: If you know what I mean hehehehe...

White: You sound like an old man.

Gladion: WHO IS THE OLD MAN?!

Lillie: Oh no yo.

Serena: ...*pulls out a knife*

Moon: *tied Serena into a chair* DON'T KILL HER YET!!

Lillie: Yet??

Leon: HOW DOES A DASTARD(IM SO KID FRIENDLY HAHAHHAHAHAH), ORPHAN, SON OF A....yeah.

Sere: BE THE SCOTSMAN DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FORGOTTEN-

White: SPOT THE-FREAKING LET ME FREE OR I'M GONNA BREAK THIS CHAIR!!

Iris: Calm your head you're so immature.

White: Hey at least I still exist.

Gary: *whispers* buuurnnnn

Bonnie: buuuuurrnnnnn

Dawn: buuuurnnnnn

The pokecrew: BUUUUUUUUUUURRNNNN

WHITE: I'M RE-READING THE LETTERS YOU WROTE MEEHHHH

Sere: YOU CAN STAND OVER THERE IF YOU WANT

Leon: I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE I HAVE SO MUCH TO LEARN

White: I'm reading your letters and watching them...

Everyone: BUUUUUUUURRRNNNN~

The fourthwall: * breaks*

Leon: HOLY POOP WE BROKE THE WALL!!

Sere: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

Gladion: THEY HAVE COME FOR ME!!

Moon: Who?

Gladion: THEM!!

Fangirls of Gladion: GET HIM!!!

White: Holy-

Gladion: TELL THEM MY STORY!!!

Sere: STORY OF TONIGHT!!

Leon: Technically it's still morning, soooo...

White: AAAUUUGHH JUST FREAKING *snaps her fingers*

Ash: Ladies *does finger guns*

Misty: *vomits*

May: *eye twitches*

Dawn: *head explodes*

Iris: ew you're a kid.

Serena: * does a Sayori (doki doki refernces where you at m8?)*

Lillie and Moon: Ew.

Sere: Wow, Ash broke the girls.

Ash: you know it gurl~

White: And this is for 3 chapters...

Leon: Tep you're gonna be the end of us.

Ash: Not before I end her bow chika bow wow

White: Dear Arceus LET'S JUST END THIS CHAPTER BEFORE I BREAK MY LEGS!!

Sere: How? You're still tied to a chair

White: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LOGIC IN THIS BOOK! EVERYTHING CAN HAPPEN!!

Leon: THEN I CAN TURN INTO A UNICORN?!

White: Ew I don't want to see that.

Leon:.....

Leon: All around me are familiar faces...

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