Once upon a time...
I turned on the tv and it was in full volume
It was some music channel showing that music video, the song was blaring like ear splitting super loud and the moving images on the flatscreen made my jaw drop dead on the floor mija
The song was Chun Li by Nicki Minaj
And I was like "what the hell am I staring at"
I was staring as I lowered the volume and my mouth was gaping like a freakin cave
Then I felt something hit my face, I looked down it was a pillow, then I turned and saw my cousin cackling like a freakin monkey on the couch.
I don't know what's with him laughing at me as I stared at Nicki Minaj's boobies and barely covered vajayjay trying to figure out the lyrics of her song
Maybe I looked funny as I stared
Or maybe my cousin just lost his sanity
Anyways
I stared at the tv as it showed Nicki Minaj rap about some king kong and ding dong. Then it finished.
There was a bunch of commercials after. It was so damn irritating because I was waiting for the next music video hoping this time maybe it'll show Ariana Grande or maybe someone who was as relatively sexy.
Or maybe some song with lyrics I can actually relate to...
But just like what Spencer Hastings said "hope breeds eternal misery"
My hopes were crushed and all of a sudden I was drowning in eternal misery because no more sexy music videos for me from that stupid music channel
Instead the damn music channel showed that kid Jacob Sartorius and his music video for that song I really didn't give a rat's ass to know the title
I turned the damn tv off while my cousin was still cackling like a freakin monkey on the couch
The end
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عشوائيJUST RANDOM THOUGHTS CAN BE RELATABLE. CAN BE IRRITATING. CAN BE AMUSING. CAN BE DISTURBING. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK (This narrative can not be posted, copied, reproduced in any form or translated without explicit permission from the author)
