{The Anonymous Text} BTS x Reader

"PHONEEE!!!"

Previously:

Jimin looks at you and smiles "see even she knows" you smirk "see even I know" you say imitating Jimin and Jimin just laughs Junkook groans "fine Jiminie-hyung" he said emphasizing the hyung part.

Now:

The phone call was filled with laughs and some mad comments, but the whole time you guys were all joking and you knew it. "I am 5′ 9"! that's above the average!!" said an angry Jimin pissed that Junkook would not stop insulting his hight, your eyes got wide "Your 5′ 9"?!?!?!" you said surprised, "yes and is that a problem?" he said still pissed you just laughed "you're taller than I thought" you say in a matter-of-fact tone "thank you" he sighed and you looked at Junkook "how tall are you?" you asked he had a smug look on his face "5′ 10″, taller than Hyung!" he said proudly, Jimin gave a clear pout but still with a pissed look.

the big question came up after and you knew exactly how to answer, "how tall are you Y/N?" said an innocent Jimin.

(innocent my ass look at this boy! this is not a body or face of an innocent man, he knows what he's doing to us and he is doing it on purpose)

you kept a smirk on your face "tall" that's all you say Jimin just tilted his head, Junkook raised his eyebrow and sighed "how tall" you just kept the same look on your face "tall" Jimin now sighed but with a small smile on his face "how tall, how tall, how tall" they both started chanting you now sighed "5'" (deal with this hight for the story and the sake of fanfiction lets use my real hight and don't you dare call me short!)

Jimin smiled to have a friend that is shorter than him, and Junkook fell back on the bed laughing

you got a tick mark and immediately started saying this Very loudly "IM NOT THAT SHORT JUNG JUNG-FUCKING-KOOK" 

Jimin was now laughing you sighed "I'm going to hang up soon assholes" you hear a song start playing you look around in question "is music playing on your side?" you ask utterly confused. they looked around "no these walls are thin we would hear it immediately if it started. Maybe your neighbors are partying" "Nah, these walls are thick and do contain that kind of sound" you replied still looking around.

wait a minute... I know this song...

you looked at your balcony window and you could not believe your eyes, Kiyras phone was playing I ship on her phone, she tied a string around it in the shape of a "t" to help it from not falling you could hear her laughing sightly on the other side of the fishing rood (its a stick and a string)

you smirked and grabbed your scissors and put it near the string, as she noticed you she looked over and her eyes when wide (she cant pull her phone back up or its just going to hit the side of your scissors and your hand) "NO, PLEASE! Y/N truse, truse... please don't" she said scared for her life

you shrugged and cut it anyways "NOOOOO!!! MY LIFE- PHONEEE!!!" you laughed Manicly "that's what you get bitch" you say

"w-what was t-that?" asked a worried Jimin you remember your phone (you left it on your couch) "what was that times two" said Junkook you grabbed your phone "don't worry about it, just my annoyingly funny sister "IT'S GONE" you heard her voice shout "yeah... I don't think she'll come back" you say and laugh Junkook raised an eyebrow "sadistic?" "and Masochist" you easily added "kinky" again added my Jimin. 

You rolled your eyes "yeah yeah shut up" all of a sudden someone burst threw Junkooks door "KOOKS OVERWATCH PL- oh~" said who looked like V, he came extremely close and lets out a loud gasp "Kookie is talking to a Female that's the first" 

(just less formal^) 

"Yes and hello to you too," you say 'awkward' you think. Taehyung sits next to Jimin and casually slings his arm over his shoulder and uses his other arm to do a 'V' (also known as a peace sign) "Hello! my name is V! but you can call me TaeTae" he said proudly 

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-Kanra