previously:
You put down your phone to only get another message from discord
What now?!?!
Oh, some random person wants to text me...I smirked not happening without being trolled, this is a good thing yet bad thing but in the end you ask yourself the big question....
Why me?!?!?!
Now:
I unlock my phone to see an message from some random person, looks like my trolling starts early.
Anonymous: Hello~
you: what, who are you?
Anonymous: a bored male who randomly decided to text a stranger, you?
you: an alien who doesn't trust strangers -o-
Anonymous: well first, I'm junkook and I know you're a female 'cuz your profile pic 바보
you: HEY!1 I know Korean so I know that means fool, 2 go annoy someone else cuz I'm to busy for any of your shiz
Anonymous: savage~
you: loading...
Anonymous: loading what.....
you: process 45%
Anonymous: ... what are you doing;;;
you: 80%
Anonymous: ...
||group chat "bitch" has been started||
you: COMPLETE
kiwi: wat! I'm no bitch!!!
Anonymous: hello?
you: Hello and welcome to this chat room I have created where I gathered the 2 biggest bitch/assholes in the world~
Anonymous: nice to meet you to?
kiwi: who u?
Anonymous: people call me kookie
*Miwa changed "Anonymous" into "dick head"* (A/N- your username is Miwa btw)
dick head: wtf y?!?!
*kiwi changed "dick head" into "kookie" and locked options from Miwa*
you: aww y u do this to meh
kookie: thank you!
kiwi: no problemo~ anyway I have to get going see ya! And good luck!!
*Kiwi left the chatroom*
you: wow and ur supposed help me, good going kiwi
Kookie: now where alone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
you: no just
you: N
you: O
kookie: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
kookie: what do i have to do to make u trust me?
you: impossible, the only way ill trust u is if we meet up and that's not happening
kookie: do u want me to show u?
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A/N- unedited and too lazy to fix any mistakes. sorry not sorry for the language
my wattpad is acting up so this chapter is shorter than I expected anyway...
follow me, vote, and share... or not you don't have to but I would like you to please
kookie: please follow Kanra, and share this fanfiction it would make me very happy *does pouty face*
if anyone is wondering your in the US and this is no AU so BTS is in Korea but of course they stay up! I mean I do and I'm sure I'm not alone
