???: Both of your lives were a short one. But you are, in fact, dead
Y/N: Just one question...how is ashley
She then looks to the ground sad
???: Im sorry but...she's not taking it very well
A screen then popped up infront of me and i saw ashley who was in the hospital outside a room crying with my parents comforting her
The screan then dissapeared while a tear escaped my eye
Kazuma: Uhh...ma'am...what about the girl i pushed out of harm's way?
???: She's alive
Kazuma then looks relieved
Kazuma: Thank goodness. That means my death wasnt in vain
The woman then looked at him with a questionable look
???: Actually, she wouldnt have gotten hurt, even if you hadnt push her out of the way
Kazuma: Huh!
???: That tractor was going to stop before it could hit her
Kazuma: Huh? Wait a second
???: What is it
She then leans forward
Kazuma: "Tractor"?
???: Yes, it was a tractor
Kazuma: Huh? Then what happened. Did i die by getting plowed over by a tractor
???: No you died of shock. You mistakenly thought the a truck ran over you
Kazuma: I died of shock!? Not a hero!?
???: The only one who died a hero here is Y/N
Y/N: I dont know if i should laugh or feel bad for ya
The woman then started to laugh hard while kazuma was dumbfounded
???: I've been doing this for a long time, but you're the first human to die in such a bizarre way
Kazuma's face then started to get angry from the girl while i laughed as well
???: You were so terrified that you'd be run over, you wet yourself. You passed out and taken to a nearby hospital and the doctors and nurses laughed at as you had a heart attack-
Kazuma: Stop! I dont want to hear it! I dont want to hear it! I dont want to hear it! I dont want to hear it!
Y/N: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
She then stood up and whispered at us with a smug face
???: Your family rushed to the hospital and now even they're laughing out loud at the cause of your death. Even Y/N's family and friend had heard it and the 3 of them cheered up
Kazuma: STOP! STOP!
???: Well...i've vented enough stress for now
Aqua: My name is Aqua. Im a goddess who guides humans who die young to the after life
Y/N: Nice to meet you
Aqua: The both of you have a choice
Aqua: You can start from square one. A new life. Or you can go to heaven and carry on like an old man
She then leaned towards us
Aqua: To tell you the truth, heavem isnt the dreamy place you all imagine it to be
Y/N&Kazuma: Huh?
Aqua: Not only is there no TV, there are no manga or games either and you also dont have a physical body, so you cant do anything sexual either
YOU ARE READING
Konosuba x Male Reader
FanfictionY/N was just an ordinary boy who loves anime and such things. Everything change when he died. And instead of going to heaven, you were allowed to be in a another universe where the world is like an MMORPG. And thats the day you left your best friend...
Prologue
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