"Let's play a game!" Blaise declared, "Draco. Text a song to some random number. I've seen Mione do it all the time and it's hilarious!"
"Oh, how bout Draco does Hermione?" Theo suggested raising his eyebrows.
"Yes!" Pansy squealed to her friends secretly rooting for her OTP.
"Fine," Draco sighed.
Blaise put Hermione's number into Draco's phone and passed it to him so their fun could start.
Draco:
Just stop your crying
Hermione:
I'm not crying.
Who are you?
Draco:
Its the sign of the times
Hermione:
Which times exactly?
Draco:
Welcome to the final show
Hermione:
....
What are you talking about?
Draco:
Hope you're wearing your best clothes
Hermione:
My sleepwear probably looks better than your 'best clothes' so fûck off
Draco:
You can't bribe the door on your way to the sky
Hermione:
Heaven? I'm going to heaven now am I? Thought I'd end up in hell with you
Draco:
You look pretty good down here
But you ain't really good
Hermione:
I almost had the heart to apologize.
Draco:
If we never learn, we've been here before
Hermione:
Hogwarts?
Draco:
Why are we always stuck and running from
The bullets?
Hermione:
There's a gun inside Hogwarts! Hope it hits you.
Draco:
The bullets
Hermione:
You've said
Draco:
Just stop your crying
Hermione:
If you don't leave me alone you'll be crying
Draco:
It's the sign of the times
Hermione:
YOU ARE READING
The Lyrics *COMPLETED*
FanfictionA simple prank for the fun of it turns into an almost daily occurance when Draco Malfoy plays a song lyric prank on Hermione. Now all they do is talk and Draco constantly sends lyrics to freak her out whilst still being enemys in the real world.
