Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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My day was so eventful and just like wow it was great can't wait for tomorrow :))))))

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Witness-Protection Program

BirthingCoach: I'm bored

WildHoe: text Evan

BirthingCoach: he's on a plane

Zoyrk: play with urself

BirthingCoach: ok nope not today Satan this chat is too inappropriate for me

WildHoe: wimp

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RoastMasterV2: babe??????? Wtf r uuuuuuuuuuuuu

BirthingCoach: oh shit I forgot you were landing soon

RoastMasterV2: bitch I already landed wtf

RoastMasterV2: how dare you leave me all alone with these heathens???!?!?!

WildHoe: aren't you in Canada?

RoastMasterV2: I've become so Americanized that I trust no one, not even my own kind

Moo: the asians?

BasicallyIDoWrk: BROCK IS A RACIST 5.0!!!!!!

Terroriser: oH SHIT RACIST BROCK IS MAKING A COMEBACK

Moo: fFS JUST LET ME LIVE

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: we can't let racism live

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: it's 2018. We've changed

RoastMasterV2: I would just like to point out that Marcel, Brock's own bf just exposed his ass

Moo: Marcel wtf

BasicallyIDoWrk: well??? I???? Ain't???? Wrong????

WildHoe: BasicallyIDoMoo roasting 2k18 lets get this shit trending!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!-

Zoyrk: rt ur goals

RoastMasterV2: u know it's gonna be a bad day when this is the only thing entertaining me

Zoyrk: that's when u know it's gonna be a great day wtf u talking about

RoastMasterV2: it's freaking cold wth???? I don't remember it being this cold????? Canada???? The fuck???? I didn't think this hoodie would be insufficient????

FuckBoi: damn don't u hate it when Canada betrays you

Moo: how can Canada betray you????

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: clearly you don't know shit aboot Canada, eh?

Moo: and I'm the racist one??????

Terroriser: exactly

BasicallyIDoWrk: u may be racist but I still love you

BirthingCoach: bABE I WONT LET YOU FREEZE

RoastMasterV2: my hero *rolls eyes*

BirthingCoach: I'm hurt, you have wounded me

RoastMasterV2: <3

WildHoe: I love when this chat is especially gay

Zoyrk: bitch I can be gayer

RoastMasterV2: you'll never be half as gay as me

Zoyrk: are you confirming to being a full gay??????

BirthingCoach: he doesn't need full gay to be gayer

Moo: did u just assume his sexuality

BasicallyIDoWrk: that's just rude john wtf how could you just throw around these assumptions

Zoyrk: well played, Brock, well played

Moo: why thank you

Moo: I have been gay for quite a while