"Bad Robot"

The Poor Guy in the Yellow Porsche

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AbelBody4.1-18 was a real piece of work. I mean, the damned thing had chrome hydraulics.

But wait!

There was more!

A 6 million dollar sound system with mp3, Bluetooth and cloud streaming, 'bumpin' all the best tunes' that the kids were in-to!

Equipped with every song known to man. It was The best jukebox in town.

Onboard Solar Position System (SPS) with access to every satellite and tower in the world, and off-world...

Sealed, silicone insulated, electrical components, completely resistant to electromagnetic attack.

Its firewall was the digital Great Wall of China. It could not be shut down.

Its rocket propulsion system was powered by the sun. Billions of photons per second were collected by its bulletproof, photoelectric exoskeleton.

It had shields! Like science fiction shields, Star Trek shields!

I'm not shitting you.

By manipulating the electromagnetic field on the surface of AbelBody4.1-18, using the phenomenon of quantum entanglement, a second theoretical electron field was created which was there and not there at the same time.

You know like Schrodinger's Cat?

You get the idea.

It's gold superconducting process networks surpassed the computing power of the human brain.

It was God-forsaken.

A marvel of the world.

Mankind's most powerful creation!

And it had escaped.

"That's a violation!" AbelBody4.1-18 decreed in that iconic nasally robot voice we've all heard before.

"The light was yellow! It was yellow!" Shouted the poor bastard in the yellow Porsche.

Shuuuuuug-Blaow!

The poor bastard and his car evaporated in an instant (1.8e+9 nanoseconds)

Shouldn't've ran that red.

But then again.

Anyone that ran with the Reds got it from AbelBody, if you know what I mean!

Haha!

Yep, AbelBody4.1-18 was a real piece of work.

But most people just thought he was a fucking asshole.