Socha Na Tha!!

Shot 1

D: Billu, Om Rudra, niche aao mujhe kuch baat karni hai tum sab se.

Daadi called her grandsons sitting in the living room with her bahus.

S/O/R from upstairs: Aaye daadi.

The replied from their room.

P: Mummyji, aap ki lagta hai Shivaay man jayega?

D: Kyun nahi manega, mere pote meri saari batein mante hain.

J: Haan Pinky, aur Mummyji main soch rahi thi ki Om ki bhi baat kar lein. Uss ki choti behen bhi to thi na.

D: Haan yeh bhi hai, lekin hum ne usse dekha nahi hai. Anika ki to tasweer hum ne dekhi hai.

J: Theek hai jab wo aayege to usse bhi dekh lenge.

Just then the Obros enter.

O: Kisse dekhne ki baat ho rahi hai.

J: Kuch nahi bas aise hi.

D: Acha tum teeno baitho mujhe baat karni hai.

S: Kya hua Daadi?

D: Billu, tujhe Sharma Uncle yaad hain?

S thinking: Ji, woh Dad aur Bade papa ke dost the na.

D: Haan, woh Kal London se wapis aa rahe hain to main ne unhe yahan hi rukne ko bola hai.

S: Oh acha.

Om was in thoughts trying to remember whom they were talking about.

O: Kahin yeh woh uncle to nahi jinki teen betiyan thi.

J: Haan aur woh bhi aa rahi.

R: Wah teen teen larkiyan. Teri to lottery lag gayi Rudy.

S: Itna khush hone ki zaroorat nahi hai, jab unhe dekhe ga to hawa nikal jayegi teri.

O chuckling: Haan, ek itni moti thi aur ek chashmish.

S: Haan, tere type ki nahi hain, do do chutiya karke phirti thi.

R: Aur teesri?

O: Woh..

D: Oye khotiyo, woh unke bachpan ki baat hai, ab woh bari ho chuki hain aur jab tum teeno unhe dekhoge to hosh ur jayenge.

O: Lekin Daadi insaan itna kaise badal sakta hai.

S: Exactly.

D: Woh tum dekh ke batana kaise. Aur haan Billu, tu ab Anika ke baare mein tameez se baat karna, ab woh moti nahi hai.

S: To kya Daadi?

D: To yeh ke woh teri hone wali biwi hai.

S/O/R: WHATTTT!!!!!

S: Moti meri biwi?

O: Shivaay tu to gaya.

J glaring: Om!

S: Par Daadi, Mom?

P: Shivaay, main keh rahi hoon tujhe woh likes aayegi. Aur tujhe pata hai usse bhi teri tarah buisiness ka shok hai, apne papa ka buisiness wohi chalati hai.

S: Par...

D: Par war kuch nahi. Billu main chahti hoon tu usse ek baar dekh to le.

S: Theek hai Daadi.

O/R laughing: Bechara Shivaay/Bhaiya.

J: Tum kya has rahe ho Om. Main chahti hoon ke tum uss ki choti behen ko dekhlo aur mujhe batana kaisi lagi. Dono behenein ek hi ghar main aa jayengi.