Forsooth, once in a mystical land
A Thicc tricc boi emerged from the sand
And indeed he was created to fulfil god's plan
But he still sells less records than his brother, Ed Sheeran.
ORIGINAL WORK - DO NOT COPY
Authors note:
I write to you from Siberia, where I have set up a well-known pistachio store. Why? Well, as most famous artists do, I have gained myself a stalker.
But my stalker is a little...
Well, watch this.
*breaths near someone who's name isn't Senbu*
YOU ARE READING
Additional Text
VampireThis is a story all about how My dicc got yiffed I'll tell you now So take a lil seat, and don't you laugh 'Bout how I'm always stalked by a psychopath.
