my lack of self control

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me: I have a DBQ tommorow and an AP test so I should

brain: read the raven cycle series, and not look at your textbook

me: wha-

brain: and when the dust has settled cry and get into watching tomas sanders

me: wh-

brain: also netflix has MLB season 2

me: i embrace my impending failure, ok.

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Character A : adorable, loved by all

Character B: i should throw them out the window

Author: do it.

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friend: why aren't you buying any properties in monoply

me: i fear confrontation 

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me: places book down

my dog: hey

me:no

dog: delicately takes book mark out of book and bolts

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MLB SEASON TWO SPOILIESSSS

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Show people: hey guys we got all new ships/love interest!!!

me: wait is alya in this one more

show people: yeah but look at these new ships -

me: ALYA HAS ASCENDED, LOOK AT HOW CUTE SHE IS EVEN WHEN PUTTING PEOPLE ON BLAST

show: bUT

ME: HUSH

show: ships-

Me: LOOK AT HER SHE IS A BLESSING

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Hawkmoth: do the thing my evil spawn

baby: gurgles 

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Episode nine be like: 

show: so you know how you like chat/adrien being happy

me: yES???

show: not in the budget sorry

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show: this season has built up a lot of plot elements that can be used in the future-

me: chat can purr

show: yes but look at all the miraculous and new characters

me: CHAT CAN PURR.

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me: so chat's belt is detachable, right?

show:....yes???

me: fanfic writers, do what you will with this information

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END OF SPOILERS



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