Peterick oneshots part un (re-reading and editing some)

Wedding bells

So real quick credit to whoever drew that picture above, also I just put it because I thought it was cute

Patrick POV

I just checked my self in the mirror for like the third time, wait no scratch that for like the 3,000th time, well I mean could you blame me, I was getting married to the love of my life Pete, the night he proposed was the best night of my life, hell I remember it just as if it was yesterday

*insert spongebob narrator voice* flashback

"Oh my god, Pete you brought me to the fair!" I exclaimed

"Yup, now come on let's have fun"Pete said

We walked past various rows and rows of people selling tickets and other random stuff, but one thing in particular caught my eye, a black fedora, with a grey ring around the rim of the hat, I was about to buy it until I saw the price $65.00 geez, what was that made of, the skin of an alligator, but all good things must come to an end, pretty soon we both had just one ticket left so we decided to use it on the log flume, when Pete went to the bathroom, and came back like 10 minuets later, and I was almost at the front of the line.

"You ready?" He asked

"Are you seriously asking, Pete we've been on this ride a billion times" I said

"Well, I mean this time could have been different, I dunno" Pete said

"Well then maybe this round would be different, maybe I'll cling onto your back more than I have in the past" I said
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After that Pete took me to lunch at my favorite Italian place "Ambrosi's pasta and winery" (means immortal pasta and winery)

Then after that Pete took me to the park where we got ice creams and watched all the little kids play (not like that we aren't phedaphiles)

Then as soon as the sun was setting Pete, and I went to the beach, where he proposed to me in the middle of the beach with people watching

"Patrick," he started while getting down on one knee "ever since I met you that day at school, I knew I wanted to be with you, no matter what it be, friend, lab partner, boyfriend, or even just dorm buddies, and look how far we have come, we have been dating for 3 years, and well maybe if you say yes, would you do the honor of making me the happiest man alive, and be my fiancé, Patrick Martin Vaughn Stumph, will you marry me?"

"I... ye-yes" I said while nodding my head, I just couldn't get to form words

Soon after that, we got a fair amount of congratulations, as well as some 'eww, fags' on the side, but that didn't really bother me, because who gives a crap as to what they think
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As soon as we got into the house, I basically attacked Pete, I just couldn't thank him enough for the day, and not to mention that we were engaged, by the time I was done, he looked like he was about to die from lack of oxygen.

"Woah, why are you tryna kill me" Pete said

"Well, I'm not trying to kill you, I'm simply trying to make you pass out due to lack of oxygen, and never wake up" I joked

"Also, I'm a serial killer, and I was assigned to come get close to you, then kill you" I joked again

"Oh, so you don't love me" Pete said

"Nope, not one bit, all I need to do is kill you, and I'll be done with my mission" I said

"Oh, well before you kill me, I want to give you this" Pete said while putting the fedora I saw at the fair on my head