( kinda happy little blues... like Dolly Parton ''n Harper's Valley PTA-ish)
It ain't right if noth'ns go'n wrong today.
It ain't right if calamity don't want to play.
I gotta fractious tractor and a pump what's broke,
Two flat wheels and a busted spoke...Oh... It ain't right if noth'ns go'n wrong today.
Ol' Benny he dropped by to say he found another girl.
And could he borrow a twenty, cause he's gonna give this new one a whirl.
Said he'd pay me back just as soon as he was able
Told me she was well-preserved and her married name was Mabel...Oh... it (just) ain't right if noth'ns go'n wrong today.
I got a rooster who's decided to forsake his romantic ways.
So now fourteen hens are on a sitdown and refuse'n to lay.
There's a flood in the basement and a leak in the roof.
Blueflame on the dew didn't burn but 80 proof.Oh... it ain't right if noth'ns go'n wrong today.
No!... it ain't right if noth'ns go'n wrong today!©Naomi Marshall 2018
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