Clouds of Smoke//5sos~A.F.I//

1※ Itty Bitty T*tty Committee※

Vamara(yes I made this up and yes I don't care if you don't like it :) )

" I was wondering if you'd like to take a tour of my bedroom when we get back from this trip? " Ashton, who never even speaks to me says smoothly leaning on a rail infront of the exhibit next to me. He was usually the one in his friend group who just watched them tease/hit on me in amusement or ignore it completely.

Select students --the ones doing not so good in their classes--were on a trip that would give them +5 toward their total average grade.

Sadly I was one of them because of my unhealthy procrastination. 5 points was actually all I needed to get atleast and 80. Ashton and his friends however, probably needed +20,They probably didn't even come for that.

They, like many others came to get out of school and hang out. I couldn't even blame them though.

School was an interference in our living life happily. Still, with kids like Ashton around, maybe having school didn't make much of a difference.

I snapped my head in his direction in annoyance and noticed his three idiot friends not too far off, snickering awaiting to see what I'd say.

I furrowed my eyebrows at him and pursed my lips, cleverly thinking of a response as I did.

" Oh! " I exclaimed loud enough to let his friends hear. I held a fake smile on my face as to let him think he's won. But like always with anyone else, that wouldn't be the case.

" You're in my gym class aren't you? Yeah I recognize you " I go on, causing him to smile a bit and bite his lip.Gross.

I had to wipe that smile off of his face. I must.

" I've seen you in shorts and I'd like to politely say, no thanks. " I took a sweet pause to look to his friends Michael, Calum, and Luke who were shocked at my decline. Everyone was used to Ashton being this irresistable chick magnent but they looked amused at this change, like this was some drama show. And boy, were they about to get some Drama.

" I've seen your little--and I do mean little-- guy suffocating against the fabric of your shorts in gym last week, and I haven't eaten since." I held a sly smirk on my face as his face grew with anger and embarassment. I felt like mean snárky bítch that everyone loved and hated in the movies.

His friends were back there laughing their ásses off at my response, and honestly, I couldn't have been happier at his expense.

I was lying. That was the best part. I knew Ashton had a big one, he sends his nudes to Gina, and he should know Gina keeps nothing like that from her friends. Me and Tylar.

Honestly Ashton was just so dumb.

" Don't you think that's a bit much coming from the leader of the itty bitty titty committee? " He hit me with that comeback so quickly, and for that, he won. I hadn't thought anything could top my comment but I was wrong.

His friends were surely laughing at me now, and it was him with the smirk on his face this time.

I tried to think of something quickly, and we all know how that goes.

" My tits aren't small! " I squinted my eyes at him before rolling them, storming off in the opposite direction of him and his friends.

" Too small for me. " He laughs from behind in unison with his friends. He'd won that round. I'll give it to him.

" And most guys apparently. " Usually, I'd go back and finish what he started but I had nothing else useful to say. So I said nothing.

Plus, I'd already walked away.