{Moo's POV}
So remember how me, the totally awesome cow, went to this thing walking meat sticks call a store? Ya well these walking meat sticks came and put this hay string around my neck.
AND GET THIS THEY PUT ME IN THIS WEIRD METAL BOX WITH CIRCLES THAT SPUN!!!
The word metal box started making weird noises and.... there were these flashing lights!
Wow being a cow is so great! I mean do meat sticks get to roam around in moving boxes? No? I thought not!