An Illegitimate Relationship (On Hold)

An Illegitimate Relationship-13

11:37 P.M.

Alcohol consumed:

Cassie- 0 bottles

Maya- 0 bottles

Hunter- 3 bottles

Ryan- 2 bottles

Oliver- 1 bottle

Thirty minutes and a six pack of beer later, Ryan, Oliver, Hunter, Maya, and I were in Hunter's living room.

Maya and I sat on Hunter's leather L-shaped couch. Ryan was sleeping in my lap and Hunter asleep on Ryan's butt with his feet in Maya's lap. Oliver was asleep under the kitchen table. Maya and I were watching America's Funniest Home Videos.

"You need to get a boyfriend," Maya blurted out.

"What?" I asked.

"You need to get a boyfriend," she repeated.

"Why?"

"Cause I don't want you to feel lonely."

"Well gee. Aren't you sweet? But, if I do remember, all of you guys are single, too!"

"Yeah, but I'll be hanging out with Ross soon, and I know you don't want to hang out with the 'guys' all your life," Maya shrugged.

I snorted, "but.... the 'guys' are so... (*clears throat*)...awesome."

Maya blinked at me.

I shrugged. "Well when the right guy comes around, then I'll have a boyfriend."

"What if he's already come?"

"Yeah right."

"Well, do you like anybody?"

I wrinkled my nose. "Not really."

"Do you think someone's cute?"

"Well duh. There's alot of cute guys out there."

"Do you think Ryan's cute?"

"Sure."

"Hunter?"

"Same answer as before. And so is Oliver! We have such adorable friends..."

"What about Vince?"

I furrowed my eyebrows. "Too....What's the word I'm looking for? Uh... Wild. I guess you could say. Unky Mal would hate him."

"Ross?"

I shrugged. "Yeah, I guess so, but he's yours."

"Well...." she held back a secretive smile. "What about Travis?"

"Mr. Greyson?"

"No. The other Travis.." she gave me a dumb look.

"No need for sarcasm. And Travis? Well duh, I think he's cute. Everyone does. He's....fancy." I smirked, trying not to laugh at my own choice of words.

She grinned. "I think he thinks you're cute."

I rolled my eyes. "Don't start making up imaginary romances for me."

"Who, me? I would never!"

"Remember that time at camp, when you said Daniel Casters was staring at me, and I finally had the nerve to ask him about it and it turned out he was looking at Sadie Hanson, Ms. All That?" I glared at her.

"But he was staring you down!" She nodded enthusiastically.

"No, he was staring down Sadie!"

"Whatever. Back to my point. You and Travis would look good together."