preferences [hp]

023. you use muggle slang

h a r r y
✧ "how do I look babe?"
✧ "like a full course meal"
✧ "wtf [y/n]"

r o n
✧ "ron if you ever get a phone you should follow my tik tok"
✧ "your what???"

d r a c o
✧ "draco my snap streak with [y/f/n] is almost at 300 days!"
✧ "you s t r e a k?!"

f r e d
✧ "do it for the vine freddy"
✧ "do what for the what??"

g e o r g e
✧ *insert bad joke* "ill go home now"
✧ "wait [y/n] why are you leaving your joke wasn't that bad"

n e v i l l e
✧ "your such a daddy neville"
✧ "im not your father??"

s e a m u s
✧ "beyoncé is my mf q u e e n"
✧ "the queen of what?"

o l i v e r
✧ "ugh oli i look like such trash today"
✧ "why would you ever say that about yourself?"
✧ "chill babe it's not that serious"

c e d r i c
✧ "ohhh look at beyoncé's newest post nothing but respect for my president"
✧ "wtf does that even mean babe"

p e r c y
✧ "percy this asmr video has me s h o o k"
✧ "asthma??"

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