[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU

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emmy.vancelot: The one good thing that came out of trying to teach James to ride 😂

tagged:  j.prongs

barry.burgman: Oh, Em, you never fail to make everyone else in the world ugly

emmy.vancelot: @barry.burgman Lol, that means you're calling yourself ugly when you literally modelled last year but thanks 😂

j.prongs: Hey I did alright! 🙄

emmy.vancelot: @j.prongs I literally had to pick the bike up off you like nine times. I'm actually amazed your legs aren't broken

why_so_sirius: This makes me want to ride my bike more 😣

emmy.vancelot: @why_so_sirius Same, I've been neglecting her recently and I'll do it even more now that I'm working full time

dork-ass: So you'll teach him to ride but insist I have to ride behind you? Why?!

emmy.vancelot: @dork-ass Reasons, babe, reasons 😎

marlene.m
Did you see Emmeline's latest post? Seems like James's plan is a bit bigger than we thought

lily_evans
Wait, how is he going to fit a motorbike into asking me out?

lily_evans
Also, he could genuinely just want to learn 😂

dork-ass
Nah, it's his plan, otherwise, Em would have told me why she was teaching him

lily_evans
Fuck, his plan is so big, I bet he'll do it really quickly too but I wanna ask him out! 😬

marlene.m
Dms?

lily_evans
No, I want to be in person but I'm going to be so paranoid now, knowing he could ride out on a motorbike at any time

marlene.m
Sounds like we need some eyes on the inside 👁️

hestiajones11
If only someone in this group was dating one of his planning inner circle 😂

dork-ass
Um, no, I choose life, don't wanna go snooping in my girlfriend's business

dork-ass
Plus, I have like zero subtlety, she'll realise it within seconds

lily_evans
Please, Dorcas? It will be over soon, one way or another we will go out

dork-ass
Urgh fine, I can't say no to my OTP damn it. When we tell this story in the future, can we leave out the part where I hesitated?

lily_evans
Of course ❤️

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I've just realised how fucking long this thing is going to be, I thought it would be fifty chapters but here we are at Chapter 117 and Jily aren't even together for yet! I'm now unsure of whether to stop when they finish school or just go up until they're death but probably split the book into two - E x