[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU

S.B ↣ 01/07/77

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why_so_sirius: Don't mind me, just fading into irrelevancy 😔

tagged:  Nobody

dork-ass: Suck it up and grow a pair

dork-ass: Actually don't, balls are weak af

dork-ass: Just saying 😂

why_so_sirius: @dork-ass Motivational as ever, Dorcas 😐

mary.mac: What happened? You have like 13k followers on Instagram? In what way are you irrelevant? 🤔😕

why_so_sirius: @mary.mac So many ways...

ally.fortescue: Aww what happened?❤️

why_so_sirius: @ally.fortescue I don't want to talk about it...

marlene.m: 🙄🙄🙄

marlene.m: I agree with Dorcas

why_so_sirius: @marlene.m ???

little.pete: i feel you man

remus.loopin: *sighs*

j.prongs: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE ABOUT WHAT I THINK IT IS, WHY ARE YOU ALL SO EXTRA!? 🙄😥

why_so_sirius: @j.prongs Is it extra to post wistful pictures in nature with deep Quotes when bad things happen?

lily_evans: @why_so_sirius No

j.prongs: @why_so_sirius FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, IT'S NOT EVEN A TRUE PLAN, YOU KNOW WHO THOSE COMMENTERS WERE, I'M NOT REPLACING YOU!

emmy.vancelot: @why_so_sirius Sirius, calm down, nobody is replacing you, we explained this, there's no reason to be jealous

sashaivanof1977: I'm not here to replace, just to comment🔥

saoirse-: Same! ❤️

lily_evans: Am I the only one who is really confused?...

dork-ass: @lily_evans I was confused too but then I met Emmeline and it became clear ❤️

emmy.vancelot: @dork-ass Awww 😘

lily_evans: @dork-ass Alright then 😂

why_so_sirius
Okay what was this emojis on my latest post? 🤔

marlene.m
You really don't know? 🙄

marlene.m
Was that post a subtle jab at me for being cold since the date? Because I'm being cold because you're being cold

why_so_sirius
No, so basically James and Emmeline did this scheme and they made people and I thought I was being replaced so went all extra about it but it's good now

marlene.m
Please don't ignore my point 🙄

why_so_sirius
Sorry, I have been cold and avoiding you and there is a reason. Before I say anything, please know that I really do care about you, enjoy fucking you and don't want to hurt you but I think I have to say this 😔

marlene.m
Go on...

why_so_sirius
The date was good objectively but I just didn't feel anything. I have feelings for you but I have no desire to go on dates or do cute romantic gestures, not just with you but with anyone. The only thing appeals to me is sex and I sound like such a fuck boy but that's all. I enjoy being friends with you and I enjoy fucking you but I don't think I want to date you or anyone

marlene.m
So are you ending things?...

why_so_sirius
Not necessarily

marlene.m
But you just want sex? And friendship?

why_so_sirius
Yep 😬

marlene.m
....

marlene.m
Tbh I'm kinda down with it 😎

why_so_sirius
Wait, so you're not upset?

marlene.m
I kind of thought it would be a bit like that and I'm just glad you were up front and honest. If you just wanna be friends who have sex, I think I'm down ❤️

why_so_sirius
That went surprisingly well

why_so_sirius
Kinky rope photo to celebrate?

marlene.m
You know me too well... 😉