Just Passing By (Reader X Randy Cunningham)

. The Bash Splash .

Suddenly, (Y/n) stood beside and was trying to catch her breath. Oh, I just realized now she was the on calling me.

"Sorry.." I whispered to her. (Y/n) just held a thumbs up on her left hand and on her right hand, she held a plastic red cup that's filled with water. Plus, she looked like she was looking for something. She continued to scan the ground as if waiting for something to appear.

Hmm, weird. Maybe she lost something?

After a few more words, his wife, Marcy Mcfist, walks up to us. "Heya boys! Have you blown your nose yet?"

Both Howard and I held a confused face while (Y/n) was still searching for something on the floor.

Mcfist cleared his throat before introducing a new fun game called McFissues and beside it was another booger related game called Schnoz sniper. I realized that Mcfist is using these machines to lure students who were being collected and recognized for their.. boogers.

And... they've collected the Ninja's boogers.

As shnasty as that sounds, I need to get out of here. Don't want to let Mcfist get my boogers.

"See ya later bud!" Howard said as he left the two of us and ran for the Schnoz Sniper.

I was standing nervously and I wanted to end this conversation already. It looks like they want me to play those games but I politely refused.

"Don't have bats in the cave."

"Me neither." (Y/n) spoke up, still looking around on the ground.

Suddenly, Mcfist snaps his fingers and out of nowhere, a familiar robot lizard appeared and released green smoke to my face.
(Y/n) suddenly pushed me aside and she inhaled the green smoke instead.

I hate to break to her but, I still inhaled the green smoke.

"Not.. Gonna.. Sneeze.." I said as held in my sneeze. She held a straight face but suddenly, (Y/n) sneezed.

Aw, that's cute.

But while he sneezed, the robot lizard collected her... booger I guess? And said "Kazumtight."

In the end, I still sneezed and the robot lizard collected my boogers and said that phrase again.

Out of nowhere, (Y/n) spilled her cup of water unto the robot lizard. "Oops, my bad." She apologized and tried not to smiled at the end. It almost looked like she did it on purpose.

Mcfist looked like he was going to burst as the robot lizard suddenly malfunctioned and disappeared and reappeared as it made its way across the party.
But since his wife is there, he just took a deep breath and muttered that its fine... even though it is clearly not.

They both left us and I turned to (Y/n) who had a victorious expression on her face. Like she just stopped an invasion or something...

"Hey, uh, I gotta go to the bathroom. See ya later, (Y/n)." I said as dashed and looked for Howard and explained that Mcfist had my boogers. I needed a distraction.

So I left Howard with the idea that he's got to whop that tall dive and show them he's the king.

After that, I chased after the robot lizard and it went into a doggy door. I can't believe I just fit through a doggy door but in this case it's called a lizard door.
As I chased the robot lizard, I quickly grabbed my ninja mask and put it on. The suit wrapped around my body until I transformed into the ninja.

All of a sudden, it disappeared as it went inside a room. I followed and hid somewhere behind a metal box.
All I saw was a bunch of glass containers that contained the boogers accompanied by a snapshot of them sneezing. Also, I could see Viceroy petting the robot lizard and talking to it as he sips his drink.