The second I got home, I called Ariela on the telephone. "Hey Ariela," I said smugly. "Guess what."
"What?" she asked.
"Derek's a real vampire. I just found out. And guess what else? We're dating now."
"What?" Ariela said again.
"I just said, Derek's a real vampire..." I started to repeat myself.
"Yeah, I heard you the first time. How do you know?"
"Because I didn't see him in my rear-view mirror. Then he confessed it to me. He told me he was a real vampire. Isn't this amazing, Ariela?"
"Hmm." She sounded skeptical. "I don't know. A real vampire? Are you sure going out with him is a good idea?"
"Yeah!" I said. "He said he wouldn't eat me. We have a lunch date on Saturday."
"Where at?" she asked.
"I dunno yet," I told her.
"Then text me as soon as you do," she said. "I'm your bff, I have to know everything about your romantic life immediately."
"Will do," I said.
"I'm just not sure this is a great idea though," said Ariela.
"Oh quit trying to spoil my fun." I scowled through the phone.
"I mean, a vampire," said Ariela nervously. "Aren't they supposed to be soulless creatures from hell or something?"
"Oh, you're just jealous," I said, and hung up the phone.
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My Boyfriend is a Soulless Creature From Hell
Humor(And you should be jealous.) Flower has always wanted a hot vampire boyfriend. But what's a high school sophomore to do when her Edward Cullen turns out to be more like Bram Stoker's Dracula?
