Kidnapped by a vampire again... This is getting old....

REMEMBER ME NOW?

“OH MY GOD THE DAM ALEIANS ARE COMING FOR ME BRCAUSE I TOOK ALL THEIR SLIME AND CONVERTED IT IN TO FREAKING SHAMPOO!!!! NOW THEIR ALL DRY AND CHAPI LIKE MY GIRLFRIENDS LIPS IN THE MORNING!!!! THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME BECAUSE I TOOK ALL HERE SLIME!!!  WAIT MS. ALIAN IM TELLING YOU THE BITCHES ON JERSYSHOER USED WAY MORE SHAMPOO THAN ME I SWARE I ONLY SHAWOR LIKE ONCE A WEEK ANYWAY! AND IM-

CRASH--- OW----SLAM ON TREE---- FALL THROUGH BRANCHES---- GETS A PAPER CUT FROM A LEAF----AND LAND ON A UNICORN!!! LOL JK LAND ON CEMENT!!!

                Ugh this sucks I think I got a paper cut! Why do people allow paper on planes but not blades? I mean I haven’t gotten a cut from a knife in like 5 years and I swear I get paper cut like twice a week!  

“What happened to you why are you on the ground and why is the window broken !?” Rachel came out of the house yelling at me.

“I was attacked by an alien! It came at me with lighting speed and clawed at me and then I told it that I wasn’t the only one that took its slime and that the bitches on jersyshore used way more than me because I use the shower like once a week anyway and it didn’t believe me and then came at me!”

“Ugh what were you doing up at this time anyway?! Oh shit you weren’t trying to make your own omlate again were you?!” I gave her a guilty/ boy that got caught stealing a cookie look. And said “I sowie.”

She looked like a meany mother at first the softened up and asked “why don’t you show me this alien?” I looked at her with a scared face

 No it will eat me you go find it yourself!” I ran back to the house

“Wow my hero …” she said with sarcasm while following me in.  

“Ok we need to be quick and quite or it will eat me ok?”  I asked her. She looked like she was a minute away from slapping me.

“Ok Joel let me go in incase you have forgotten you and I are both v-a-m-p-i-r-e-s! Remember?!” she shoved me aside and went inside.

“Joel I don’t see any alien in this room” she said exasperated. What hoe is that possible its dame huge how can you miss it?!

“Are you sure? Let me check.” I walked in to the room.

“See there is nothing in h-“she was cut off by my screaming.

“HOW CAN YOU MISS IT LOOK AT THE DAM THING IT’S FUCKING HUGE!!!!!” I turned to run then I felt something strong grab on to the back of my shirt!

“NO IT’S GOT ME!! RACHEL SAVE YOUR SELF!!”  I COVERD MY FACE WAITING GOR THE PAIN!!!

 “ Joel Kingston you are not telling me that you woke me you at 3:30 in the dam morning by running out the window and crash landing on your face while yelling the I don’t have good lips because of this tiny ass cockroach?!” if looks could kill then I wouldn’t be alive tomorrow

#she smacks a shoe on the alien and turns to me expecting an answer.#

“ so im not getting a omlate?” she turned red

“THAT’S IT IM GOING TO  SLEEP AND IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTILL YOU GIVE BIRTH TO A OSTRAGE AND IT CANT COME OUT IN EGG FORM!!!!” 

“ aww no im sorry ill get you a donut I promise! I wont be a bad boy I sware please don’t leave me im a good boy .”  !!! I grabbed her hand as she was about to leave

“Joel let go of my hand.”

I closed in behind her “ no I don’t think I will” I my hands traced their way from her shoulders to her hips and rested my head at the on her neck and whispered “im sorry…”

I felt her shudder, I love the effect that I have on her “this is hardly fair you know.” She whispered back then turned so she was facing me, my arms snaked around her waist and brought in to a hug as she came up on her tippy toes as I simply lifted her up a couple of inches and kissed her under the dark starry night sky at like 4:00 am.

When we pulled apart she said “this is soo not fair” she said grinning at me. I picked her up bridal style and brought her inside “well let’s see if we can fix that.”

I put her down on the porch looked deep in the soft hazel eyes, I could stare in to those eyes and get lost forever “ you know that I love you right?” I asked her

‘Of course I love you too” she said with confusion in the eyes.

Kneeling down on one knee and taking both her hands in mine I looked up at her.

She gasped as I pulled out I small velvet box out of my pocket and reveled a shiny silver band with one big diamond surrounded by smaller red rubies, even at night it was still little rainbows into the air.

Looking up at her I saw her eyes glistening with unshed tears.

“Rachel Hartman I love you more than life itself, the little things that you do for me warm me up in side and I wouldn’t want to go on with my life if your presence wasn’t there with me. I promise to love you as a best friend, a lover, and a husband, so will you do me the amazing honor of becoming my wife? “     

“Yes, yes a million times yes!!!!” she was grinning through the tears now as I slipped the ring on to her finger. She looked at her hand admiringly “it’s beautiful Joel.” She whispered

“Your beautiful Rachel.” she through her hands around my neck and planted her lips fully on mine. Her hands were running through my hair and my arms were securely around her waist, this is it I thought this is the beginning of my new life with the women I love…