Truth or Dare (Wings of fire)

Elements

Whiteout: Soooo your telling me we have to make Turtle sing the elements song?

Thoughtful: Yes.

Whiteout: Lets go.

Thoughtful: HEY TUUUUUUUURTLE!

Turtle: What? *Gets up from sleeping with kinkajou*

Thoughtful: First of all, AWWWWWWWWWWW turtlejou, Second, WHAT WERE YOU DOING, third, we have a dare for you.

Turtle: *Blushes* Ok.

Whiteout: You have to sing the elements song

Whiteout: *Snaps fingers*

*Stage appears, With turtle on it*

Turtle: Ok lets start. There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,

And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Whiteout: You go turtle!

Turtle: Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,

And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium,

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

Thoughtful: Thats a lot of ands

Whiteout: Well its a song.

Turtle: There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,

And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
There's strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,

And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

Kinkajou: THATS A MOUTHFUL!

Turtle: There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,

And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,

Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.

Whiteout: *gets up and break dances*

Turtle:  And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,

Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

Kinkajou: FASTER FASTER!

Turtle: *Goes faster* There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,

And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,

And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered.

Turtle: *Pants*

Kinkajou: *jumps up on the stage with turtle* AGAINNNNNNNNNN

Turtle and Kinkajou: There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,

And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium,
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
There's strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.

And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,

And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered.

Whiteout: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thoughtful: Hey, what time is it?

It's muffin time!It's muffin time!Uh, actually it's 12:30Somebody kill me!It's muffin time!It's muffin time!Uh, actually it's 12:30Somebody kill me!And now a cow pretending to be a manAlan, are you a cow?What? No!Yeah, me neither Alan, are you a cow?What? No!Yeah, me neitherAlan, are you a cow?What? No!Yeah, me neither You guys want to go skateboards?Skateboards?Hey, what time is it?It's muffin time!It's muffin time!Uh ,actually it's 12:30Somebody kill me!It's muffin time!It's muffin time!Uh, actually it's 12:30Somebody kill me!You're leaving me, me, me?Sorry, I've met a real manI've met a real manI've met a real manYou're leaving me, me, me?Sorry, I've met a real manI've met a real manHi babe, yes I am real manYou want to go skateboards?Real man, yeah!It's muffin time!It's muffin time!Uh, actually it's 12:30Somebody kill me!It's muffin time!It's muffin time!Uh, actually it's 12:30Somebody kill me!The orphans!They're all dead!What kind of man would do this?!Skateboards

All: ITS MUFFIN TIME!

Whiteout: WERE OFF TRACK!

All: There's Hydrogen and Helium, Then Lithium, Beryllium Boron, Carbon everywhere,

Nitrogen all through the air With Oxygen so you can breathe And Fluorine for your pretty teeth Neon to light up the signs, Sodium for salty times MAGNESIUM, Aluminum Silicon PHOSPHORUS, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon POTASSIUM and Calcium so you'll grow strong SCANDIUM Titanium Vanadium and Chromium and MANGANESE This is the Periodic Table, Noble Gas are stable, Halogens and Alkali react aggressively Each period we'll see new outer shells While electrons are added moving to the right Iron is the 26 Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get Copper Zinc and Gallium Germanium and Arsenic Selenium and Bromine film While Krypton helps light up your room Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium Zirconium NIOBIUM Molybdenum Technetium RUTHENIUM Rhodium Palladium SILVER-WARE then Cadmium and Indium TIN-CANS, Antimony Then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and Barium is 56, and this is where the table splits Where lanthanides have just begun Lanthanum Cerium and Praseodymium Neodymium's next to, Promethium then 62, Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium, Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium HAFNIUM Tantalum Tungsten then we're on to RHENIUM, Osmium and Iridium PLATINUM, Gold to make you rich till you grow old MERCURY to tell you when it's really cold THALLIUM and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy POLONIUM Astatine would not be yummy RADON Francium will last a little time RADIUM then Actinides at 89 This is the Periodic Table, Noble Gas are stable, Halogens and Alkali react aggressively Each period we'll see new outer shells While electrons are to the right Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium Uranium Neptunium Plutonium Americium Curium Berkelium Californium Einsteinium Fermium Mendelevium Nobelium Lawrencium Rutherfordium Dubnium Seaborgium Bohrium Hassium then Meinerium Darmstadtium Roentgenium Copernicium Ununtrium Flerovium Ununpentium Livermorium Ununseptium Ununoctium And then We're Done!!!

All: *Claps*

Moon and Qibli: *Walk in after hearing them sing* Turtle? you can sing?