Purtle massacre

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Fathom: Woah. What are we doing here?

Whiteout: Well, this is a different whelm, where anything can happen, and i brought you here.

Thoughtful: Wait what?

Whiteout: Really? Your suppose to be smart.

Thoughtful: Eh. 

Indigo: WOAH. WHERE ARE WE.

Fathom: A different whelm.

Darkstalker: Cool..

All: WAIT WHAT!

Whiteout: Don't worry, I made Darkstalker like he was before evil.

Clearsight: *Sees a lot of vision* Yeah were ok.

Indigo: -attacks Darkstalker- 

Whiteout: *Snaps talons* You now all like each-other

All: Oh hi.

Me: NO THATS NOT POSSIBLE

Whiteout: Shoo, Author, im the main char

Me: No your not, your just the host. Turtle, Peril, And Kinkajou are the main characters in this.

Whiteout: Oooohhhhhh

Me: *Facetalon*

Whiteout: *Teleports all but me to the underwater cave*

Turtle: Oh hi.

Anemone: NOT YOU AGAIN

Whiteout: *Throws Anemone into an Anemone*

Pike: ANEMONE. NOOOOOOOO AIKE MUST BE CANON

Fandoms: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Pike: Oh. *Hides with Anemone*

Whiteout: Where do people get these ships?

Hershy man: The world may never now

Me: Wrong  book!

Hershy man: BUT I LIKE ADVERTISING

Peril: *Teleports in and bites head off* It don't taste like choclate

Turtle: Peril, Its a scavenger, it won't taste like choclate .

Peril: As far as YOU know

Kinkajou: Uh.

Kinkajou: TURTLES MINE BACK OFF!

Whiteout: Thats todays dare. Quote from: GrapeWritesTehBooks

Ok. So, as I'm evil, I request that turtle, kinkajou, and peril, murder all pertle shippers, NO ANIMUS MAGIC ALLOWED!!!!

Kinkajou: OH YES.

Turtle: But.

Peril: Clerils better

All: Did you just ship yourself?

Peril: Yeah

Turtle: But i can touch her now that my scales can not be harmed!

Kinkajou: You better not be saying what i think your saying.

Turtle: *Sees kinkajous face* Ok ill do it. 

Kinkajou: YASSSSSSS TURTLEJOU FOR LIFE!

Peril: And you just shipped yourself

Whiteout: Cmon guys, lets go.

A while after.....

Turtle: *Trying not to use magic, takes a nap, inhaling the shippers while sleeping*

Kinkajou: *Very fiercley ripping apart the shippers while yelling* TURTLE IS MIIIINNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Peril: *Just spreads her wings and half of them die*

Grape: *Watching in joy*

Joy: *TEleports from a different fanfiction*

Joy: What! wheres kelp?

Me: Wrong dare book lmao

Everyone: what.

The last purtle shipper: YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME!

Grape: *Bites his head off* Taste like fish.

Queen Scarlet: YES!. SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!


All: *Backs away as they make out* 

Whiteout: IVE GOTTA NEW SHIP! 

Thoughtful: Garlet or Scrape?


Everyone: You choose! 

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