April: *licks ice cream* Kelsey, warn me next time you run off!
Kelsey: OKAY APRILLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *falls off the zipline*
April: *drops ice cream and catches Kelsey (I just realised its winter here but magical gay anime logic applies)*
Kelsey: Oh... Uh, thanks April... *blushes*
April: *blushes*
**at the lair**
Me: I SENSE SEXUAL TENSION.
*later*
Me: EMILY AND KELSEY HAVE TO KISS.
Lily and April: WHAT.
Emily and Kelsey: NO WAY.
Chloe: *impartial*
Emily: But I'm straight?
Kelsey: *coughs* Gay!
Emily: I'm sorry but that word you said does not exist in my vocabulary. Please use it in a context I can understand.
Chloe: Ways you can use this word in context: Kelsey is gay. April is gay. Glitter Force is gay. Gay ships. Emily says she is not gay but really she is gay. Do you understand?
Emily: Everyone but the last one.
Me: Emily, just kiss da gal.
April: WOAH WOAH WOAH WHY ARE YOU SO EAGER?
Me: *looks April dead in the eye* Why are you so possessive? Let your girl kiss Lily's girl or all hell will break loose in the comments.
April: *sighs* She's not my girl... *whispers* Yet...
Me: WHAT WAS THAT LAST PART?
April: I SAID IDIOT.
Me: Oh wow like I'm so offended now I'm going to have to cry in a corner now. EMILY AND KELSEY YOU HAVE TO KISS SOME TIME TODAY PLEASE BECAUSE WE STILL HAVE TWO DARES TO GO.
Kelsey: BUT I ONLY WANT TO - WAIT WHO DARED THIS?
Me: ANONYMOUSITY (YES I BROUGHT IT BACK), REMEMBER, KELSEY? NOW KISS!
Emily: I don't want this...
Kelsey: *whispers* You want Lily. *kisses Emily*
Emily: *blushes*
Me: *fangirling*
April and Lily: *stare at me*
Me: What? If I didn't ship Emilily and Kapril, I'd ship this.
Emily and Kelsey: WHAT.
April and Lily: *grab knives* Say that again.
Me: IF I DIDN'T SHIP EMILILY AND KAPRIL I'D SHIP THIS. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
Emily, Kelsey, Lily and April: YES WE DO.
Me: *backs off, hands in the air* Okay okay I'm sorry. Not.
Kelsey and Emily: *grab knives* DON'T YOU DARE.
Me: *jumps on top of a table* NEXT DARE. WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE SMILE PRECURE WORLD.
Lily: *throws knife away* OH WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY I'LL GET TO SEE YAYOI AND MIYUKI AGAIN!
Emily: *gets impaled by the knife and throws her knife in the air* What's... Smile... Precure...? *dies*
Lily: EMILYYYYY! NO! I'VE KILLED HER! I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON! *gets impaled by Emily's knife* I'M... COMING... EMILY... *falls to the ground and dies*
SMILEEEEEEEE + GAYNESS™ also Lily Sense™
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