Me: Hello!
Emily: And
Kelsey: Welcome
Lily: To
April: Glitter
Chloe: Force
Everyone: ASK OR DARE!
Me: The place where you dare and I torture! *claps hands*
Gf: What?
Me: Nothing. Onto the first dare! KAPRIL!
Kapril: *not surprised*
Me: ON TO THE FUTURE! WE'RE GOING TO WATCH YOU GET MARRIED!
Kapril: We're already married.
Me: Wat.
Kapril: JK.
Me: Cool! Les go!
*in the future*
Marrier person: Do you, April, take Kelsey to be your wife? (I don't know the vows so yah)
Future April: I do.
Marrier person: And do you, Kelsey, take April, to be your wife?
Future Kelsey: I d-
Kelsey: YES I DO COMON APRIL LET'S DO THE SMOOCHIE STUFF!
April: Wat.
Future Kelsey: Wat.
Future April: Wat.
All of the future Gf: Wat is going on.
Kelsey: Disappearing now *fades away and grabs April*
Me: *makes vortex to present day*
Kapril: *go into the vortex*
Me: *accidently pushes Future Gf into vortex* Oopsie.
*in present*
Me: Um, we have a little problem?
Chloe: It can't be anything too catastrophic, can it?
Me: Um, yeah it can. Say hello to your future selves!
Future Gf: Wat.
Gf: Wat.
Chloe: THEY ARE NOT POSSIBLE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Me: Oh, nothing. *sends Future Gf back to the future*
Chloe: *rethinking her life*
Me: EMILYYYYYYY!
Emily: WHAT!?
Me: You have to tell the whole Glitter Force who you have a crush on!
Emily: *blushing* No one.
Me: You're blushing!
Emily: WELL WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KNOW? *tugs non-existent collar nervously*
Me: Is that a... Peter Pan tee?
Emily: No! *hides Peter Pan*
Me: Emily likes Peter Pan! Emily likes Peter Pan!
Everyone but Lily: YOU LIKE PETER PAN!
Lily: *about to cry*
Emily: I do not!
Lily: *silently runs away*
Me: Okay Emily likes Peter.
Kelsey: Griffin.
Chloe: Weasley.
Me: Pan.
April: WHERE'S LILY?
Me: I know now... *grins madly*
Emily: What?
Me: Oh... Uh, nothing!
Chloe: It's obviously a lie. She hesitated.
Me: Did not. LILY!
Lily: *walks in*... Yeah?
Me: *whispers* I know who you like. *grabs her wrist* Come on! You and Chloe are going to write fanfictions together!
Lily: *evil glint in her eye* Oh yes.
Chloe: *already wrote her third fanfiction* Wait, we didn't begin yet?
Me: You may begin! Kapril and Emily, come with me! Leave the geniuses to their work!
*with Emily*
Me: Okay then, CRUSH. NOW.
Emily: What?
Me: Or the book gets it.
Kelsey: *grabs Peter Pan book and transforms into Sunny* Your choice, Emily.
Emily: OKAYTHENILIKESOMEONE!
Me: That's better. Who?
Emily: ITSSOMEONEATSCHOOLANDTHEYWEARSCHOOLUNIFORMISTHATENOUGH?
Me: No.
Sunny: *hand lights up with fire*
Emily: GET DEM DIRTY PAWS OF MAH BUK YOO MANSTA! *transforms* GLITTER FORCE! SPARKLE STORM! *holds giant massive colossal heart aiming at Sunny* Don't. You. Dare. Touch. My. Beloved. Peter. Pan. You. MONSTER!
Me: Um, WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THE BREAK!
*advert advertising juice comes on*
*Meanwhile*
Lily: I love her so much. We kissed and got married. The end.
Chloe: "CHLOE!" he cried, as I tumbled over the edge. His hand caught mine and pulled me up, tears of relief streaming down his face. "Don't ever do that again!" he whispered. I smiled in his embrace. The end.
Me: ARE YOU DONE NOW?
Lily and Chloe: Yes we are!
Everyone: READ IT THEN!
Lily: I LOVE HER SO MUCH. WE KISSED AND GOT MARRIED. THE END.
Me: Who's it about?
Lily: *winks* You decide!
Me: Oh okay. Chloe?
Chloe: *reads sad and depressing yet surprisingly uplifting story about her and Rascal*
Everyone: *sobbing on the floor* It.. Was so... Beautiful!
Me: Final dare! *reads dare* Okay! *clicks fingers* Okay then, you gotta fight these people!
Tokyo Mew Mew: *appear*
*very epic fight happens. Breeze kisses Rascal somehow and Peace dies*
