spongebob awoke to the sound of gary meowing next to his bed. he left patrick's house around three in the morning, realizing he had to work the next day.
spongebob got up with a sigh. all night he had been thinking of who he could hook up with before patrick's birthday.
sandy? no, she's a lesbian.
mr. krabs? no, he's already pearl's sugar daddy.
larry lobster? no, he told me he just wanted to stay friends.
spongebob trudged to the kitchen in defeat. he poured a few kibbles into gary's bowl. "the most important meal of the day, serving it up gary's way," he sang unenthusiastically and threw the bag on the counter and proceeded to bend down to pet gary's eyeballs, he immediately started purring. "i wish i was a snail, gary, then i wouldn't have to worry about number 54 cards or hooking up."
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Fiksi Penggemar"sometimes it feels like you're the only one keeping me around" started: january 27, 2018 finished: n/a THIS IS BOYXBOY IF YOU DONT LIKE DONT READ!!!!!!!
