𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓.

Fourty-Eight

justinbieber: alright guys we can end this now cause Selena's pregnant and I have better priorities to attend to than being here

arianagrande: WHATS UP WITH YALL JUST DROPPING RANDOM ASS NEWS OUT OF THE BLUE???

arianagrande: IM SO FUCKING LOST

selenagomez: I'm getting an abortion

zayn: WOAH

harrystyles: you go girl! we aren't gonna judge you. That's the WOMAN'S right.

jadethirlwall: IM HAVING YOUR BABY

jadethirlwall: ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

harrystyles: omg, Jade, really?

harrystyles: I know we barely know each other but I'll be the perfect father, promise.

jadethirlwall: my baby is not gonna come out a white feminist, no ma'am. You aren't singing it Taylor Swift lyrics every night either. I'm going to the clinic with Selena 😐

leighannepinnock: abortion isn't a joke guys. It's a very serious topic.

perrieedwards: you know what's another serious topic? The fact we weren't nominated for Best British Group

liampayne: that was terrible! I wrote a very lengthy email to the Brits team

perrieedwards: what'd they say?

liampayne: nothing I made a mistake and I had emailed Louis instead and he just told me to kill myself so Logan Paul could record it

louist91: TECHNICALLY

louist91: TECHNICALLY, I told you to kill yourself so Logan Paul could record AND upload it

zayn: y'all ok?

perrieedwards: perfectly fine. Where did Niall go?

niallhoran: here.

niallhoran: y'all were talking about some sensitive shit so I stayed quiet

justinbieber: you know if you sit in silence you're also apart of the problem?

niallhoran: I'm Irish I don't care about your American problems

justinbieber: but you stay in our country?

arianagrande: I'm calling trump I want you OUT

arianagrande: you aren't gonna slander my country

harrystyles: make America great again 🤠🇺🇸

harrystyles: #whiteboyjoy

perrieedwards: STOPFJFJF

selenagomez: don't you HATE America, doughnuts?

arianagrande: don't you HATE singing live, backtrack?

selenagomez: I–

arianagrande: that's what the fuck I thought.

zayn: well

zayn: I need a well adjusted break

leighannepinnock: so what you tryna tell me is that those 6 months you were at your damn farm that wasn't a "well adjusted break"?

zayn: that's exactly what I'm telling you

leighannepinnock: log out

justinbieber: so Zayn...you and my girl are doing a song together?

arianagrande: You better watch out Selena is known for leaving her man to snatch somebody else's 👀

perrieedwards: throwback to when she said she wanted to kiss my man while we WERE DATING

justinbieber: my man? 👀👀

selenagomez: that was YEARS ago, and he was cute tf was i suppose to say?

perrieedwards: idk....Harry was single back then

harrystyles: I don't want her

selenagomez: I don't want your dirty ugly ass either which is WHY I said Zayn you musty bitch

justinbieber: DAMN

jadethirlwall: HEHE

zayn: well

harrystyles: at least both my kidneys work.

arianagrande: YOURE DEAD FUCKING WRONG HARRYFYFHF

leighannepinnock: TEEEEEEEARS

perrieedwards: YALL GOING STRAIGHT TF TO HELL

selenagomez: technically, they do both work even if one isn't mine. Your nose must not work if you go around smelling like old milk everyday.

arianagrande: .....I gotta go 💀 I need to log out

liampayne: MY STOMACH HURTS 😂😂😂

louist91: YIKES

jadethirlwall: IM CRYINGBDBDV

perrieedwards: I thought it was just me but he really does be smelling like old milk like he hugged me once and it took me 2 days to get the smell off my clothes

arianagrande: PERRIEGGFHEH

justinbieber: back to what I was saying

justinbieber: this has to end soon, not because Selena is fake wannabe pregnant

justinbieber: but cause I'm tired of you ugly fucks

arianagrande: BITCH YOU TRIED IT

arianagrande: YOU WERE THE SAME ONE ABOUT TO CRY WHEN I SAID WE SHOULD END THE GROUP CHAT A FEW WEEKS AGO

justinbieber: ok.....AND?

arianagrande: you know what? Fuck you.