Heaven is hell

chapter 1- I go to hell but not really.

The last thing I saw was the stall door.

I opened my eyes to see a bright light surrounding me and a blurry figure standing over me 'Hello you must me Katie.' a tall woman said. I noticed she had straight, black hair and green eyes as she came into focus.

'Yes and you are and what is this place?' I said confused to who, what, when, where and how.

'I am Rebecca, your guardian angel.' she said smiling

'So I'm dead.'

'Yup, welcome to heaven.'

I exhaled trying not to freak out

'Cool.' Things were not cool

'Okay so there are 6 doors you belong in the fifth it seems.' she said semi-seriously whilst pulling out a notebook

'Holy fuck what?' I said finally getting up

'First you'll find about the doors soon. Second hell doesn't exist, sins have separated doors and there's one pure door wayyyy of somewhere else. And language.' she said, moving her arms about like a robot 'Let's go for a walk.'

She lead me down a corridor that seemed to stretch on forever. 'So how do you become an angel?' I asked.

'You're either chosen from the pure room or it's a genetic thing. Such as my mum was chosen so I'm an angel too.' she explained, fiddling with the sleeves of her white dress. We soon arrived by a door that seemed to have mouths with golden teeth covering it. 'The first is gluttony and greed. It's a complete shitshow.' said the angel as she gestured to the door.

She lead me by another door. This one had a tie on the door. 'The second,' she sighed 'lust. just don't go in there for your own sake'. I did not want to know what was going on in there. 'How does anyone end up in there? All the other ones I get but ,lust.?'

'Cheaters, rapists and idiots like that go in there.' Rebecca said looking straight forward

'Oh I see.' I mumbled looking down at the floor. The pure white contrasted heavily with my black boots.

'Thirdly, sloth. pretty chill place actually' she smiled, looking down at me. ',they don't really join us for dinner though. News travels pretty SLOW around there.' she said chuckling at her pun. Dam angels are cute.

'Envy, Pride and wrath all merge into one' she said as she glanced at a door with red and green stripes. ' Where did Hitler go?'

'Greed.'

'Makes sense.'

She stopped at a door with rainbows on the door 'Annnd here you are, the 'sin' of being gay' huh well it's not really a sin is it. Anyway most people who go here are pretty cool and try to lay low.'

'Wait what's the other one?' I asked as she opened the door.

'Oh it's literally just meh sins like lying and cutting your hair not deadly but not pure.'

'The welcome dinner's in 3 hours, all your possessions, clothes and other things will be in your house. Your overseer will show you to your room and around the town.'

'Well I guess this is goodbye then.' I said stepping in

'I can visit y'know, in your dreams, plus I'm obligated to check up on you once a month for the first three centuries.'