001: chapter one

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W:          CHAPTER ONE
okay,  but where was i?










GROUPCHAT!
( losers club bitches! )

yo guys


8:05 pm


GRAZER
does anyone want tacos ?


DOGSOFT
yes pls

SMOL JER
you're not even in
the same state as us ???


WYGUY
facts
wyd finn

NICHOELAS
nah i just had subway


SOFA
subway has prosthetic meat
sorry


NICHOELAS
🚪 👈🏼 thanks!

JAEJAE
sorry ,
wyatt just bought me pizza

8:13 pm

GRAZER
AND YOU DIDNT SAY ANYTHING!!!
WYATT THESE TACOS ARE
EXPENSIVE ASSHOLE



WYGUY
i'm sorry???


DOGSOFT
don't be mad jay
wyatt was just doing something
nice for his boo thang 😉


WYGUY
I'd tell you to fight me
but all i really am is confused

who tf says "boo thang" anymore


SOFA
conspiracy theorists say
that finn is stuck in the 80s
that's probably where
"boo thang" comes from


DOGSOFT
THATS NOT TRUE
I JUST HAPPEN TO LIKE THE 80s

JAEJAE
what's with the yelling
it's hella Xtra

SMOL JER
i heard finn is having an identity crisis
that's why he only does 80s movies


WYGUY
okay i believe that one


JAEJAE
BIG MOOD

8:22 pm

okay  all i said
was "yo guys"



SMOL JER
sorry theories are just
so great to talk about

GRAZER
like justin Bieber being a lizard ?


WYGUY
no
not like justin Bieber being a lizard
he isn't a lizard



SOFA
*sips raspberry tea*



DOGSOFT
because everyone is distracted . . .
@alex what up m8




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