Hello, readers!
Today, I came across a thing today. This thing was a list of questions.
I shall now answer these questions
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1. Which of your legs is the best
Right... I think
2. How much sand can you eat
I haven't tried before, but I imagine I could eat at least six
3. Ever carved a curse word into a pumpkin
No
4. Best pen trick
I can flip and catch a pen with a high level of skill
5. Who would God sleep with?
... No
6. Fav guys head/girls body combo
Dwayne Johnson's head on Emma Watson's body
7. How many child shoes fit in your shoe
Depending on the size of child, upwards of three
8. Favourite gold rush era disease
Whooping cough
9. Most bees
Yes
10. Ever had a leadwich?
(I assume that is a sandwich, but with lead instead of sand)
No
11. What dictator is secretly a good friend
It's not a well kept secret, but Vladimir Putin is a pretty cool guy
12. Vape in the shower
No
13. Hate skin?
No, I am quite fond of skin
14. Best methodist church handicap walkway railing to skate
I'm sorry, but I have a limited pool of knowledge regarding this topic. I can't help here
15. Were you an extra in Transformers 4
No, I was not
16. Can you read
As surprising as it me sound, I can
17. Favourite member of Eiffel 65
Jeffery Jey
18. Ever tasted trash
No, I'm not a cannibal
19. Plan to have siblings
No, it wasn't part of the plan
20. Do we need ribs
Yeah, they help to protect the squishy bits
21. Do you miss Matchbox 20
No
22. What gun is your crush
A water gun
23. Bathtub of meat?
I'm interested
24. Best cyberbully in history
Rick Astley
25. What insect would you marry
A big ol' butterfly
26. Wanna go ghost hunting in your dad's office
Yea, that sounds neat
27. How was your trip to Mozambique
I haven't recently traveled to Mozambique, but I imagine I would enjoy it there
28. Give my son a shitty name
Lil' Susan
29. What does Tony Hawk hate
Bird poachers and small rocks
30. Current Navy rank
Custodian
31. You heard that one song where the guy says "panda" a lot?
Yeah... regretfully
32. Long or short lincoln logs
Long logs only
33. Worst thing you've crashed into with a drone
I have not flown a drone before, which makes it quite difficult to crash a drone
34. Why does Adam Sandler smile so sad
Because he's a sad man
35. Handsomest Pope
Pope Leo XIII (1810–1903)
36. Favourite flavour pens
Blue raspberry
37. Weirdest thing a surgeon left in you
I have never had surgery... So... Nothing?
38. Drugs
Sure
39. (Insert that text face that was in the list of questions)
Stop that, you. That's not nice
40. How did you turn into this monster? I don't even know you anymore
I'm sorry, text from the internet...
And thus, every question was answered.
I'm sure this answered some questions you have bee very curious about.
... That's all
