Harry Potter Characters React To Ships

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Draco : That's not true!

Umbridge : One mustn't tell lies, Draco!

Draco : Er......

Mari : UGH were'd you come from Umbridge?! GO AWAY!!

Umbridge : DETENTION, MISS ASHWOOD!!

Mari : STUPEFY!

Umbridge *Falls on the ground with a big, loud THUD*

Mari : ....So where were we?

Everyone : ..........

Mari : Oh, yeah, Dramione

Hermione : So....Is what Mari said true? That you were willing to change sides because of me?

Draco *blushes* : Er....

Hermione : I-I don't know what to say.....

Harry : WHO IS JKR??!!!!!

Mari : UGH DAMMIT HARRY YOU RUINED THE MOMENT!!

Harry : THANK GOD! CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF HERMIONE AND THAT LITTLE FERRET WERE DATING! Ugh 🤢

Pansy : For the first time in my entirely perfect life, I agree with Harry

Draco : Ugh Pansy not you again...I thought you were dating Blaise....and to you Harry...IM NOT A FERRET!!!

Mad-Eye Moody : I'll happily and not dangerously turn you into one

Draco : OH H*LL NO *Runs away*

Mari *Summons Draco* : We still have to react!

Draco *scowls*

Fred : Do you ship it, Ron?

Ron : No!

George : Do you ship it Parkinson?

Pansy : ....Ew no...That M**blood doesn't deserve to have him

Fred & George *grin mischievously* : SHIP!!!

Ron & Pansy : 👿👿👿

Neville : Never!

Luna : Hermione deserves better

Draco : What's that supposed to mean?

Snape : .......I ship it

Dumbledore : Yes!! It's too cute!!

Minerva : Don't you think you're being a little....well...immature Albus?

Dumbledore : Nope 😎

Minerva *sighs* : Sink