its at this point i notified my followers about this stupid book.
im disappointed in myself.
there is nothing interesting going on.
WAIT- ill write a little story! HAHa!
story:
There was once a bull named Alexander, he was a red bull. His fur was Thicc™ and soft. Alexander had wings. He also had a cow girlfriend named Pickle-Juice. Pickle loved to eat hay with Alexander. One day, Pickle-Juice hadnt shown up to their usual hay eating spot. Alexander was worried. he mooed. and he mooed. nothing happened.
Pickle-Juice was gone.
"MOO! MO MOO MOO MOO" Alexander mooed, his tail whipping the air dramatically. "MOOOOOO"
pickle juice appeared, a knife under her hooves. Alexander mooed, and ran away. not fast enough though. PICKLE JUICE MOOED LOUDLY, SOMEHOW THROWING THE KNIFE AT ALEXANDER AND STABBED HIM. HE DIED.
pickle was named cow of the year.
everybody hated Alexander.
the end
