Crushing and Crashing

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Me: We're back!

All but Leo and Draco: *sigh*...

Leo: Okay.

Draco: Whatevs.

Me: That's the spirit!  So, shoutout to cupcakez345, she gave us truths for everybody and two dares!

Everybody: But-

Me: First up! Percy, who is your crush?

Percy: Annabeth.

Me: Bring out the veritaserum! *forces it down Percy's throat*

Percy: Annabeth!

Me: How boring! Annabeth, is your crush Percy?

Annabeth: Of course!

Me: Okay, I want everybody except for Percy to drink the veritaserum, that way we don't have to force it every time.

Everybody except Naia and Percy: *drinks veritaserum*

Me: Annabeth. Crush. Now.

Annabeth: Percy!

Me: Aww, Percabeth! Hermione, who are you crushing on?

Hermione: Ruadfknrg.

Me: Repeat that.

Hermione: Ruadfknrg.

Me: Last time!

Hermione: RON! Happy!?

Me: Very.

Ron: *looks flabbergasted and gapes like a fish.*

Me: Ron!

Ron: Yes?

Me: Your crush!?

Ron: Oh, um, *glances at Hermione* Lavender.

Hermione: *inaudible gasp*

Harry: *pats akwardly on shoulder*

Me: Well, that didn't ruin the moment!

Ron: What moment?

Me: Silence. Lavender? Crush?

Lavender: Ron!

Hermione: *discreetly take out want*

Me: *discreetly steals Hermione's wand* Jason! Who is your crush?

Jason: I'm debating between Piper and Reyna, but will end up breaking both of their hearts to be with Annabeth. *claps hands over mouth* Stupid veritaserum.

Piper: I'll do it. Piper, whose your crush? Well, let me think, Percy!

Me: Both of ya'll are dirty, rotten, lying, cheating, dogs. Good bye. *Snaps fingers*

Jason: *disappears*

Piper: *disappears*

Me: I never liked them.

Percy and Annabeth: Me neither!

Me: Leo?

Leo: Well, I happen to like a certain girl on an island,

Percy: *gapes*

Leo: but I'll date virtually anyone, cause ALL 'DA  LADIES LOVE LEO!

Me: Okay, Parvati.

Parvati: This is really akward. I like Leo and Harry.

Me: Ohh, that is akward.

Ginny: *Glares at Parvati*

Me: Okay, Harry?

Harry: I like Ginny.

Ginny: Don't ask, Naia. I like Harry.

Me: Then why aren't you dating?

Ron: I'll tell you why they aren't dating! Because-

Me: Silencio!

Ron: *mouth opens and closes but no sound comes out*

Me: Next! Hazel and Frank, let us cut to the chase. Do you like each other?

Frank: *nods*

Hazel: I must be dating him for some reason!

Me: Right, Reyna?

Reyna: I liked Jason, and still like Percy.

Annabeth: *glares*

Reyna: But I would never even attampt to date him, because I have a great respect for Annabeth and love her like a sister.

Me: *to Annabeth* She's still under the influence of veritaserum. Don't get you dagger in a twist.

Annabeth: *slowly turns less purple, and nods to Reyna*

Me: Draco.

Draco: You.

Me: Get a life. Never gonna happen!

Draco: I could make certain arrangements...

Me: *snaps fingers* Bye!

Draco: *disappears*

Me: Next time we come back, there will be dares!

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