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Okay SO I HAVE THIS "FRIEND"

AND HE'S LIKE NOT EVEN TRUSTWORTHY AT. ALL.

FR HE'S BEEN OBSESSED AND HITTING ON ME FOR THE LONGEST TIME, BUT WON'T TAKE A HINT THAT I DON'T LIKE HIM. BUT WE WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE LIKE NORMAL CONVERSATIONS AND SHIT SO I DIDN'T WANT TO CHANGE ANYTHING.

WELL, HE PUTS LIKE A DICK PIC ON HIS STORY AND CONVINCES ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM AAAANNNNDDD SEND HIM NUDES. LIKE, TF???? U THOUGHT. HELL. NO. I AIN'T LIKE THAT, AND HE KNOWS IT. SO IDEK WHY HE KEEPS TRYING.

SO, I'M NOT UPSET, JUST AMAZED. BECAUSE HE'S LIKE "Can we be more than friends? I wanna date you."
AND I'M LIKE "Idk if I can trust you."
"IDK" "I.D.K" HAHAHAHAHAHAH BITCH I KNOW I CAN'T TRUST YOU. I WAS JUST BEING TOOOOOO NICE.

AND THEN HE'S LIKE "Why?"
AND THEN I'M LIKE "Because you're a fuck boy and always with several girls at a time. So you not loyal"

BUT IT'S THE TRUTH

BUT BUT WAIT😂😂😂😂
He's like

"Wym?"

"Wym?"

"Wym?"

"Wym?"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS OR SOME KIND OF RETARDED?

SO HE'S BEEN POSTING SHIT ABOUT LIKE TWO OTHER GIRLS THAT HE'S BEEN OBSESSING OVER (PROLLY JUST COS THEY HAVE BIG TITS TOO, THAT'S WHY HE LIKES ME)
AND I'M JUST LIKE, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

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