Sucked into Attack on Titan {HIATUS}

Magical Backpack?!?!

(I'm so sorry I haven't updated in forever, but life if hectic rn)

I put my phone down and rummage through my backpack. Oh sweet my laptop! I set it to the side. "Well fruck me gently with a chainsaw." I say looking down into the seemingly bottomless bag. I look around frantically for an admin. I must be in a fic! "I WILL FIND YOU AND BEFRIEND YOU." I yell. They probably already think I'm crazy so why not? How do they do this in the fics again? Just think of what I want? Do I have to own it? Eh. Heck. I think of what I want. Reach in... and... "HECK Y E S!!!" I jump up and rush putting I my on this new outfit. I look in the mirror and squeal. I can do this. ;) "AHHHHH! KYAA~" I now have Blair cosplay. You know the Neko witch from soul eater? Yeah. Her. I fix my hair accordingly and make sure I look okay before going out. I don't meet anyone in the hall's. Everyone's outside in this courtyard area, it's really nice out today. Hmmm... who to mess with first. Lets get freckled Jesus and Horse face flustered again. That was fun. I cross my arm the way they do in anime that makes there boobs stand out more. What's a better way then that to cluster some guys? I guess mine are kinda big anyways, I guess that's a plus. I walk over and smirk at them. "Hiya boys~" Marco blushes a little as he looks towards me. but Jean just says hi. "So... about this morning..." I say... sexely?(Guys I'm not hot in anyway. What am I even doing?)

"O-oh! Yeah... We're so sorry! We weren't trying to do anything perverted! It was like I said we wanted to wake yo-" 

"Shhh..." I put a finger to Marcos lips. "I believe you~ So don't worry about any of that." What do I do next? I have no clue what I'm doing right now. But oh well. " Anyway... what do you think of my outfit?" I step back as he looks me over. He's hella flustered, and so is Jean. Though he's being really quite.

"Y-you look really... uh, really good. Very hot-Imean-beautiful.... " Holy mother Theresa on the good of a Mercedes Benz. He's adorable.

"Whada you think Jean~" I smirk. I seem cool and collected. But I am very anxiety right now.

"Good. Good. Yep." He glances at me but then turns away. Does he have a crush? On me? LOLOLLOL! NOPE! You thought. That couldn't happen. Imma dirty, deformed, soggy potato. Guys just are weird. Yep.

"Okie~ Thanks guys! Imma go now. See ya later~" I wave then walk away. I go back to my room. I need to rethink this. What am I actually doing. Should I be doing anything really? What's life even? Oh shit that got deep. And so did my backpack. :3 

I can't do cute, or sexy. Not like this. Its too weird. I regret this. Wait... what if... what if... I cosplayed one of them! I COULD COSPLAY AN AOT CHARACTER AN CONFUSE EVERYONE. If I do it right that is. I'm going to do this! Yeeeessssssss!¡!¡! 

But who shall I cosplay as?

A/n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Okay. Sorry this took forever. But at least it happened? Anyways. If anyone reads this. I need ideas with who she will cosplay as. AOT strictly. Think main characters. And maybe explain why them. I need good(ish) justification. Thanks. 

sincerely, me (the non-existent admin)