WARNING ⚠️
Do you HATE unoriginality? Trashy works and bland humour? If so, then you probably shouldn't read any further in order to prevent yourself from total and utter insanity.
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*Ahem*
Now that I've got that out of the way, Welcome People-Who-Are-Still-Reading! I'm Mari (but you guys can just call me Mari), and by using my immense 💥 F A N G I R L 💥 powers, I have summoned the Harry Potter characters to Room of Requirement to react to the ships this *cough, cough* amazing *cough, cough* fandom loves.
Hermione *accusingly* : You told me that you had an idea for S.P.E.W that you wanted to contribute!
Ron : You said there was going to be food!
Mari : There will be....after you react to the ships fans present you.
Zacharias *fakes a yawn* : Seriously? 😒. That sounds boring.
Mari : Shut up Zacharias! No one likes you!
Mari : Besides, you don't even no what no what a "ship" is.
Arthur : I do! A ship is that muggle object that sails on water...right?!
Mari : No 🙄, that's something else. The ships I'm talking about are romantic pairing.
Hermione *groans* : oh no...I think I know where this heading...
Mari : 😇
Harry : I don't get it...
Mari : Harry, you have literally zero clue what's going on 100% of the time. Isn't obvious what I'm trying to say?!
Luna *giggles*
Neville : So...we're going to react to romantic pairings...
Luna : ...from the Harry Potter Fandom!
Mari : Aww 😍 you finished each other's sentences...SHIP!
Mari : oh, and 10 points to Ravenclaw for breaking the fourth wall, Luna!
Draco : You can't do that!
Mari : Oh yes I can! 😁
Mari : In fact, 10 points from Slytherin for underestimating my fangirl abilities 😊
Draco *scowls*
Mari : Anyway, back to business.
Mari : So, a little while ago, I stole a little something from Potty over here *Points to Harry*
Draco *grins*
Harry *frowns*
Mari *Puts hand into pocket and picks up something small.* Since around half of the HP characters died in HP and the Deathly Hallows...*Quickly wipes tears away* I thought it would come in handy...*Holds Stone of Resurrection in palm*
Harry : That's dangerous!
Mari : Pfft you're no fun Potty
Harry : Don't call me Potty!
Mari : Hehe 😏
Mari *To stone* : All important characters of Harry Potter, come!
*Nothing happens*
Hermione : So...can we go...?
*Suddenly the room is filled with all the important characters from Harry Potter, both good and evil*
Mari *Smirks at Hermione*
*Hermione frowns*
Mari *Turns towards previously dead people* : Ok people! You've been risen from the dead to react to ships.
Lily : That's it?! We've been awoken from the dead just to react to large boats?!
Mari *Sighs* : You explain to her, Harry. She's your mother..
Harry *runs over to Lily* : MUM!
James : What about me?
Mari : No one cares about you Lames!
Harry *runs over to James* : DAD!
Sirius : So, what are these ships?
Harry *runs over to Sirius* : SIRI-!
Mari : oh, shut it. Anyway, as I explained earlier, a ship is a romantic pairing. And today you'll be reacting the different ships in this fandom. Got it?
George : This should be...
Fred : ...Lots of fun 😈
George : Fred?! *Both Hug for a long time*
Mari : 😭😭😭
Bellatrix : I have better things in my life do than just react to sappy romantic pairings!
Mari : Uh, Bella...you have no life...your dead 😑
Bellatrix : HOW DARE YOU!!! AVADA KED-
Mari : Also, wands don't work when you're dead so...you can't kill me
Bellatrix *Glares at Mari*
Mari : Anyway, if I actually have any readers, could you comment on any ships you'd like to see? [ALL REQUESTS MUST BE COMMENTED ON THIS CHAPTER ONLY]
Mari : Well, See ya! 👋🏼
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Harry Potter Characters React To Ships
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