Po from "Kung Fu Panda" Meets Pink Floyd and Michael Jackson: A Cautionary Tale

XVIII: Jonah from School Duel

Jonah chuckled and drew his dual-wield laser revolvers.

"Well" he said

"you are going to die soon, what is your last phrase"

and so Po said "Die."

Po ran on a wall and turned on his cyber-goggles which said "shoot here bucko" and so he shot his Po Gun at the wall and it ricochet'd and then hit a dog which ricochet'd without injuring the dog and then it hit Jonah from school in his gay eyeballs.