Po from "Kung Fu Panda" Meets Pink Floyd and Michael Jackson: A Cautionary Tale

IV: The Justice League of Switzerland

And then Jonah from school punched Po so hard his liver fucking broke. Po threw an uppercut and split the goddamn atom. Jonah died in 13.7 attoseconds. So then Po listened to Pink Floyd's 1971 album "Meddle" and said 

"Wow, nice, thank you" And then Mad Max (Mel Gibson) shook Po's hand and made a rude comment about the Jewish and so Po asked him to apologize and so he did.

"Kung pow ouuungngnghh" said former US President Lyndon B. Johnson.