GUESS WHOS BEHIND ON TWITTER
It's individual account update time
Michael:
Uber for (y/n) MICHAEL THIS IS NOT A 5SOS X READER
Her (whom I assume is crystal) told Michael he can play anything but hoobastank
And he was like anything but hoobastank
And she was like I mean that as an umbrella term
Hoobastank is a genre now
Postmates is getting s lil too real
Michael wants an Uber sponsorship
Thor is Miley Cyrus's boyfriend's brother
He's been listening to their new album a lot
Yeah I wish I could to the same
AUSTRALIA DID A GOOD
This is a tweet
Twitter also tweeted a tweet
Post Malone is the best pop punk artist rn
VOTE FOR THEM FOR WOST BAND OF THE YEAR KEEP OUR STREAK
Trying to plan his trip home to Sydney without postmates is becoming difficult
Calum:
Loves his boys
Luke's followers are bots pass it on
Luke:
I'm missing tweets from OCTOBER first of all
Watching the last episode of how I met your mother and not crying is the best hangover cure
we don't talk about Netflix taking the show off
HE HIT 10 MILLION FOLLOWERS AND I MISSED IT
He drools, we rule
Girls rule boys drool
He wouldn't get anything done without youtube tutorials
Twitter shorted his attention span and them they add more characters?
He should've done the foot thing (ps HE GREW UP TOO MUCH)
He hasn't been to the London Capitol office since 5sos lived in London
Luke forgot about how to rock
How dare he
That's an iconic video
Every night when luke hears the bass in beside you he thinks "damn, Calum hood did that"
Luke thinks 5sos rools and they shouldn't be worst band
It's your legacy luke shut up
Ashton;
MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL
except he spelled it momma
Sorry I'm American so it's mama
They have 20 amazing songs
Song he is in love with
Please tell him we need them
I NEED THEM SO BADLY ASHTON GIVE US THE ALBUM
Why is he so emo about it?
It's his life. He'd die for it.
Giving some talented people some compliments
His bandana is at the bottom of the pacific
His neighbors get to hear them practice songs from 5sos3
There's no space for old ladies
They have a new album?
Did he get star power on guitar hero?
He got it in real life
On average he has 7 coffees but on a good day he has 10
GTA cheat codes ig
Guys it's all about RRLLUUDDRLstart duh
5sos official:
Honestly when is 5sos going to release their album
Oops wrong account
A: felt like Luke tweeted that
B: I SWEAR IF HE HAS A SECRET ACCOUNT WHERE HE TALKS CRAP ABOUT 5SOS IMMA SUEEEEE
But yeah 5sos said they'd release 5sos3 this year
It's DECEMBER
If they release it on December 31st 11.59 pm I will actually block all of them on all social media
