So, as it turns out, I wrote the whole thing while I was drunk. The night before, I had gone out to a club and I can still barely remember anything about that night except for my first ten or so shots.
Guess what? I woke up with the worst hangover humanly possible. (Wonder why. *insert sarcastic tone and eye roll*)
So when I logged on today to update a few stories of mine- I haven't published most of them- I saw this and was all like, well well well what do we have here, so I read it and as it turns out, Drunk Rory is a really good writer.
Moral of this story- if possible, try to make me drunk before I write again.
Bye for now, Rory 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏