Die

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Me: *about to go to bed*

*sees cockroach*









MOM HELP I'M ABOUT TO DIIIIIIIIIIE

Mom: *brings in nerf gun* WHO'S HURTING MY BABY!?

Me: *points at roach*

Mom: -_- y r u like this?

Me: u do da same thing

Mom: tru

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