The Trip

The great Walmart mystery

Picture this a McDonald's worker that is 3 feet tall has no teeth and a double chin. Well, guess what that's me Alex Moo. Today I need to go to Walmart to buy some hay for my cow Moo Moo. Now I am on my way to Walmart in my 1948 Ferrari 166 sport. I see a man outside in the parking lot. Wearing no clothes and holding up a sign that says help me get some clothes and some food, please.I rudely say ''NO THANKS'' I could not have bought him any clothes or food because I was saving up for this year's model of Ferrari a 1980 Ferrari 308 GTS.He said ''please I can not afford anything because my wife sued me for everything that I am worth after our divorce because I took the kids from her.'' I still told him no and then I walked into Walmart and bought some hay for my horse Moo Moo. When I exited Walmart I sat down my 50-pound bag of hay and told him that ''I would have probably bought you some food and some clothes if you would have told me your name.'' Then he said ''My name is Harold'' ''what is your name?'' ''My name is Alex Moo.'' So I better be off on my way then as soon as waived bie I noticed that my 50-pound bag of hay was missing. I looked around and did not see anyone that could have taken it, but then I heard a loud crunching noise. When I turned around to see where it was coming from I saw Harold eating the ''50 POUND BAG OF HAY!!!!!!'' I yelled at Harold and said ''STOP!!" ''Don't eat my 50-pound bag of hay" That is for my horse Moo Moo.Harold said "Oh I thought you bought that for me to eat" "NO!" That was my horse not you silly. "I told you that I did not buy you any food because I did not know your name."I was also saving up for a new Ferrari. "OK you can keep eating Harold I will go back and buy a new 50-pound bag of hay." I ran in and ran out with a 50-pound bag of hay for my horse ran to my Ferrari 166 sport and left Walmart.