YOU
WANT
BELIEVE
WHAT
MY (screw it)
Mother did to me today!
Bruh, she decided to put moose on MY fucking hair and somehow it became curly! 😂
And instead of trying comb my hair back, she said I looked "adorable" with it!
So she forced me to wear a plain freaking sweater underneath some freaking overalls with some high top converse 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man, I'm so angry! She made me look like a gay dork xD
I mean, there's nothing wrong with being gay, but I'm not gay 😂
Also, even my own dog didn't recognize me! I tried to give her a hug, but she took off running down the hallway -__-
But I love Mom, mainly because she's raised me, bought clothes for me, and made all those sacrifices just for me :'^)
So I'll keep the hairstyle forever, only for my mom though 😂❤
-Alistair Krei
YOU ARE READING
I really don't know
RandomThis book is about a depressed billionaire named Alistair Krei who writes chapters to cure his c̶r̶i̶p̶p̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ d̶e̶p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ boredness :P
