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This book is about a depressed billionaire named Alistair Krei who writes chapters to cure his c̶r̶i̶p̶p̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ d̶e̶p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ boredness :P

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I broke my fUCkING aRM! 

                          
ALL CAUSE MY COUSIN'S DOG, RAN WHILE I WAS HOLDING HIS LEASH OUTSIDE AND I TRIPPED OVER A FIRE HYDRANT AND FELL FLAT ON MY LEFT SHOULDER

                          
And I kinda sorta yelled out: 

                          
"OH GOD YOU STUPID ASS DOG! MADE ME TRIP RIGHT OVER A FIRE HYDRANT, OH MY GOD!!!"

                          
Bruh, I felt better after I came home from the hospital cause my dog started to lick my face :^) 

                          
I'm still made at my ugly ass cousin for forcing me to take his dog outside to pee -___- 

                          
                                   -Alistair Krei 
          
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