Adventures of Herobrine

Herobrine? More like Herolying

    I was sitting on the beach one day, summoning fish to eat. I was going to give it to the village as a gift for the minecraftians' hospitality, and letting me stay in their houses, and even use some as firewood. That's when Notch came and said, all high and mighty like, "What are you doing? I've been getting complaints that you've been burning some houses. Also, you're cheating. You need to fish like everybody else."

   I stared at my brother with my mouth open wide, I could barely muster up any words, but after a few minutes I was able to regain my cool, "Notch, my brother,  I only wanna give the village people some fish to eat. they hardly ever have enough food.:

   "They would have food if you just put the fish in the lake and let them get it themselves. They'd be able to have a place to eat their food, and cook it, if you didn't burn their homes."

   "Notch, they're vacant homes, I don't burn down anything they live in! They gracefully let me in their houses."

  "No, they let you in their houses because they're scared, you'd know that if you payed attention to people's faces."

   "I don't know what you mean!" That's when I got mad, I couldn't take it. my brother always seemed to chastise me for everything I did. I did nothing! Absolutely nothing! I burnt the houses with their permission, they were empty homes. Also, what's so wrong with summoning fish??? If it can feed people, why the heck not?

   That's when Notch started to shake and glitch.. he seemed angry.. that can't be good. Notch spoke, through gritted teeth, "You're upsetting the game's balance by summoning those fish.. and burning those people's houses.. they can't control that!"

   Again, I started to become angry. My white eyes glowed, and it started to rain. Zombie pigmen came out of the water and started to march towards Notch, with their swords pointed toward him. The trees around the beach started to burst into flames, and any pigs 100 miles of them were struck with lightning, turning them into pigmen. I summoned a diamond sword and charged at Notch, with all my speed I could gather. I hit him into the ground, causing a crater, and the zombie pigman poured into the crater. I looked down at my brother, who was getting up, and actually looked liked he was in pain. That's when I snapped out of my weird trance. My eyes stopped glowing white, and the pigmen dropped dead. the rain stopped, and the sun came back out. The fire went out, and everything was normal, except that the leaves on the trees were gone, and there was a massive hole in the earth. I took deep breathes, and looked at Notch, who seemed to be seething with anger. 

   Notch flung me into the ocean, and yelled, voice echoing through the sky, "Damn you! You-" he stopped and took a deep breath, "I get that you're angry. I shouldn't always antagonize you. Just stop spawning fish and burning the mincrafters' homes. It's not cool." 

   Then he disappeared, and I nodded, agreeing that I wouldn't be spawning fish again. I'll just fish for them like everybody else.