Creepypasta Lemons

Offenderman x Reader

Its already been a long day at work and it's only 10am......you rolled your eyes and sighed. Through out the day you check the time on your phone feeling as if this day would never end. As your sitting there waiting for someone to come in you feel your phone vibrate and look to see EJ texted you

Hey (y/n) we're having a party at the mansion tonight you should come!

You grin thinking about how messed up everyone got last time. You definitely wanted to go secretly hoping Ben would puke on Slenderman again. As you start to reply to EJ you get slammed having to put your phone down before you can send anything.
You get home and the only thing you wanna do is take a bubble bath and sleep. You run your water and your phone goes off and you see EJs spamming you on snap. You open them up to see pics of the party and they all say the same thing "Please come over!" You text him back finally,

Hey sorry I just got off and it's probably to late to show up besides I'd still have to get ready.

You get in the tub and start to relax when he sends you another snap and it's of him and Offender saying "C'mon he's here asking where you are."
Your face turns beet red, you've had a crush on Offender for years and now he's asking about you. You start shaving your legs and EJ was begging none stop and finally you gave in. You finished getting ready and head to the mansion. Once you got there you noticed it was a pretty small party with about 10 people, you were expecting more like 30 but it seemed like everyone was having fun. EJ ran up to you and gave you the biggest hug almost breaking a rib in the process. He takes you to the kitchen to get a drink and you pass Ben, LJ, Toby, and Offender everyone said hello except for Offender. He just watched you starring at you looking you up and down and he gave you a shit grin causing you to get nervous and you hurried to the kitchen and downed your first drink to calm your nerves.
You both go and watch the others play beer pong, the game ended as you sat down Offender and Ben won. But Ben decided to sit this one out and Offender needed a partner. "(Y/n) why don't you partner up with Offender!" EJ practically yelled. You sighed standing up next to him feeling his (non existing) eyes watch your every move. He hands you a ball and he grins saying "ladies first." You throw it making the first cup with Offender making the next one. A couple minutes later the games over and you guys won. EJ called next game with you and Offender shrugged sitting behind you getting the perfect view of your ass. Ej walks up and grins as he sees Offender, you look and start blushing uncontrollably. The game begins and everything's going smoothly until Offender starts tapping your ass with his foot. You look back and see Ben talking to Offender about you and you smile and throw the ball missing. You lose the game and look for a place to sit down only seeing the one between Offender and Ben you decide to stand. Offender pats the seat next to him. "Come on (y/n) I don't bite.... hard." You blush and Ben chuckles and scoots over giving you more room. You sit down and Offender puts his arm around you as he scoots closer. You feel the heat from your blushing face but proceed with the night. As everyone else goes to bed EJ shows you to the guest room. You open the door to see it's occupied and he shrugs. "Well you can sleep in my bed and I'll crash on the couch." You shake your head. "No no no it's ok I can sleep on the couch it's fine." He offers a few more times but you have your mind set and he gets you a few blankets from the closet and starts to lead you to the living room. Your both having a good time talking about life until you see some girl slipping into Offenders room, your heart sinks and you lower your head. EJ looks at you and gives you a hug trying to comfort you. "It's ok (y/n), he doesn't deserve you." You smile and walk to the living room. You see Offender getting the foldout bed ready and he looks at you with a grin. You get situated on the small couch next to the bed and roll over as the lights go out. The awkward silence was almost unbearable until Offender broke it. "So ( y/n) why are you on that uncomfortable couch .....I mean you could be over here on this nice big bed. (Slurring) There's plenty o-of room I...you won't even know I-I'm here." You grin listening to his drunken mumbles. "Why are you down here?" He turns over facing you. "Well there's a girl and she's been all over me lately b-but she's not my type...... do you know what my type is (y/n)?" You role your eyes. "No Offender what's your type?" He starts chuckling and after a few seconds he goes silent. You look around and can't see anything. "Offender?" You shrug it off assuming he passed out. You role over and close your eyes. Right before you fall asleep you feel someone pick you up and lay you down on the bed. "You're my type (y/n)." You grin as you feel Offender running his hands down your sides tugging at your shorts. "Offender your drunk, you don't know what your doing." He chuckles and leans down kissing your neck. "(Y/n) I know what I'm doing I've had my eye on you all night." He continues kissing down your neck. "I've been wanting this for a long time (y/n) but you never made it easy." He rips of your shirt and bra. "Offender we're both drunk we shouldn't do this." He chuckles. "I know you've wanted me for a long time (y/n)." You blush *How the hell did he figure it out..... was I that obvious?* "Don't worry (y/n) I'll be gentle I know your still a virgin." He lays behind you pulling your hips closer to his manhood your eyes widen as you feel how big he is. He slips his hand into your shorts and you keep your legs closed. "No? Well I have to say (y/n) I give you credit for not being easy." After cuddling for a while it gets pretty cold and the blankets aren't helping and you start shivering. He moves his arm from your waste. "(Y/n) are you cold? Come here I'll warm you up." You turn facing him and he pull you closer putting your legs between his. "That better?" He asks you nod and lay there happy. You start falling in and out of sleep until he turns to his back and pulls you closer so your heads laying on his chest. As you start drifting to sleep again he starts flexing which lifts your head and you groggily lift your head. "Offender what are you doing?" He chuckles and starts mumbling something about how he wished he was sober so he could remember this and you put your head back on his chest. "(Y/n) come here." He pulls on your sides trying to get you to straddle him but you just play dumb and lay on him. He starts kissing you passionately and you start making out and he starts using tongue but you can taste the alcohol and pull away. "Cmon (y/n) I just wanna have fun with you." You role your eyes. "Offender I don't fuck with fuckboys." He gets offended and starts denying he's a fuck boy. "(Y/n) I've only been with a handful of girls." You grin. "Do you realize how big your hands are Offender?" He shrugs and try's getting you on top of him again. "Do you even have a condom?" He chuckles. "I never use a condom." (Red flags all over guys abort abort!) You get off of him and tell him. "Well I definitely don't wanna get pregnant and I don't know where you've been." He talks about his pullout game and you say no and he starts explaining what plan B is. "I know what it is but that's expensive Offender." He rubs your thigh. "(Y/n) what type of gentlemen would I be if I didn't buy it for you." You roll your eyes and lay on the other side of the bed away from him. After a few minutes he was right behind you and held you in his big arms. "(Y/n) I'm sorry that wasn't right of me to try after you said no." You sigh and tell him it's ok. You feel him kissing your neck and shoulder a couple hours after and he just pulls you closer to him and continues kissing your back until you fall asleep. You wake up and you can tell it's early with barley any sunlight outside. He gets up out of the bed and you hear him changing and you stay still pretending to be asleep. He stands at the foot of the bed and just stares at you for a minute and he gently touches your leg. "(Y/n) I have to go." You sit up and yawn. "Bye (y/n)." You look at his tall figure. "Bye Offender." You lay back down and he leaves the mansion. A small tear streams down your face and you wipe it away falling back asleep.

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Hey guys so sorry about being gone for so long but that's life. And I know there wasn't any bowchickabowow happening in this story but this actually happened to me with my crush and I just had to write about it. Don't worry there will be a part 2 with some fun content in it. Thanks for reading.
-Eyeless