𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙣𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 - g.d.

four

(a/n: panema is a café i made up, just so you are not confused)

grayson:
i saw u at panema today
at least i think it was u

me:
omgg u were there and u didnt come up to me??
u pussy

grayson:
im pretty sure im not a pussy
also i wasnt sure it was u

me:
and im not sure u have a dick

grayson:
heY
i am glad to let u know i do in fact have one AND its above average

me:
yeah
u mean below average right?

grayson:
gosh
u r so stubborn
nvm
we should totally meet up
i wanna meet u

me:
why
i mean i know im the shit
but we dont even know each other
it would be awkward

grayson:
we should get to know each other then

me:
okay :))
20 questions?

grayson:
20 questions :)

- - -

me:
so, how many girl have u been with?

grayson:
woah a juicy question
wait lemme count real quick

me:
damn u been with that many?
alert!!1!!
we have a fuckboy alert !!1!!1!1!

grayson:
im just messing with you 😂😂
three

me:
thats surprsingly low
wait i havent even asked u how old u r

grayson:
im 20
and why is that so surprising?

me:
idk
cuz ur hot?

grayson:
and why would that make a difference in how many people i have sex with?

me:
lets put it this way
if i was you, id get a lot of pussy
like ALOT
i mean like the amount of times donald trump has said something sexist ALOT

grayson:
dont bring donald trump into this conversation
u dont want to start talking politics
it gets intense

me:
nevermind then
its your turn

grayson:
okay
how many guys have u been with?

me:
believe it or not im actually as innocent as virgin mary
without the pregnant part tho

grayson:
really?
i find that hard to believe
wait how old are you?

me:
im 13 so stfu

grayson:
you're kiddin right?

me:
no, why would i joke about such a serious matter?

grayson:
okay
you are definitely kidding

me:
im not tho

grayson:
only you would take this joke so far
i just stalked u on instagram, u're 19
so i know u r screwing with me

me:
not yet
*deleted*
ugh, who told u, u can stalk me?

grayson:
you look hot in your recent
babygirl

me:
stOP

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im probably gonna post another one ( D-J-KHALED. I DONT KNOW IF U Can take it..... ok ill go home) today