𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙣𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 - g.d.

three

grayson:
sorry
i disappeared yesterday

me:
hello to u to :)
and it better have been important
whats more important than talk to me
like honeslty smh 😒

grayson:
someone's a bit high on their ego today

me:
heyY
im not egoistic u shirIMPHEAD
IM CONFIDENT
there's a defference

grayson:
tHeRe'S a DiFfErEnCe

me:
i will visit u in ur sleep and wax ur eyebrows, g, dont mess with me🙂🙂🙂🙂

grayson:
omfg im sHAKING, pls dont 😫😫😫

me:
u better be

grayson:
u dont even know where i live

me:
true, where DO u live? we have the same area code soooo
u better not be my next door neighbour
i feel like u'd be the type of person to randomly knock on my window at three am when im getting my beauty sleep
like bitch no, fu

grayson:
im not your next door neighbor haha
i think
im from long valley
but im definitely going to be doing that now that i know it annoys u

me:
u hoe
im from there too
u should know im a heavy sleeper, so dont even try

grayson:
if i can wake up my brother, who sleeps literally like he's dead, then i can wake u up too

me:
i doubt u will succeed
wait
u have a brother

grayson:
yeah, a twin actually
and never doubt me, babygirl

me:
holly shit there's two of u????
rip me
wait
holdduupp
what
did
u
just
call
me???

grayson:
huh?
what do u mean?
i didnt call u anything :))))))))

me:
stop it 😑😑
and whats with all the double chins
take a chill pill

grayson:
but i like my double chins

me:
well i dont
ur ugly

grayson:
i dont think you'd be saying that in person
babygirl

me:
im blushing
u r such a fuckboiii

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k, i love this story sm for sm unknown reason