HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINGHAO

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"JIHOONIEEEE" Soonyoung sang as he ran into Jihoon's room
"TODAY IS MINGHAO'S BIRTHDAY THE FUCK WE GUN DO"
"Why not YOU as the other members BESIDES ME" Jihoon shot back like usual
"uGH fINe but u better wake up or we are eating bbq without you"
Soonyoung then proceeded to the hall and asked jun to take minghao out because they are obviously dating but yet they will denied it
"The fuck u asking them to go out at 10am for. Its fucking obvious u dumb fuck" Seungcheol glared at Soonyoung
"Aju yikes calm ur dick man, we gotta make a surprise party for Minghao i mean LOOK HE IS SO PRECIOUE GODDAMMIT"
THEN LIKE EVERY PARTY GOES THEY WENT OUT TO BUY STUFF by they i mean those whom will fuck up the house, BooSeokSoon and their boyfriends except Seokmin doesnt have one uhh....
(continuing)
Minghao and Jun then went to see a movie "Happy Death Day"
"Jun why the fuck are we going to see a movie where someone dies on their birthday when its my birthday... HoW iF i DiE nEx T" Minghao talk-screamed at Jun
"Babe u wont die ill protect u"
"cheesy" was the only reply Jun could get out of minghao before they got their popcorn and went into the, not surprising, Empty cinema.
they took the middle sits and soon the movie began
"DONT GO INTO THAT FUCKING RO- I TOLD U SO"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING U DID THAT BEFORE AND U FUCKING DIED"
"BITCH RUNNN RUNNNNNNNN"
Jun just sat there quietly judging minghao from not so afar,afar
"That movie was surprisingly nice"
"You dont say, anyways baobei what u wanna eat?"
"You- uH lets get sushi"
So of course they went to a sushi shop ate and went to the mall and walked more until it was around 2PM
"Wow its 2pm now lets go back im fucking tired" Minghao said with nO soUL at AlL THATS HOW TIRED HE WAS (they went out at 10 fucking am ThE FuCk)
"Why is the dorm dark- omg is there a devil in here BEGONE JIHOON i mean JeoNgHaN OOF dEvIL"
"SURPRISE" the other 12 boys shouted and Jihoon and Jeonghan took the cake and smashed it into minghao's face
"Jisoos fucking christ THANKS"
"WATCH YR LANGUAGE YOUNG ONE AND STOP USING MY NAME IN VAIN"

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"Happy Birthday Baobei~ Heres to another few years with you♡"

and they partied got drunk and























ate cake

the end cause i ran out of ideas
(this is why i dont do stories bye)

A/N:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY XU MINGHAO, YOU BIAS WRECKING, SMALL ASS, STRONK BISH, HANDSOME SHIT, CUTE ASS, SEXY LIL BIH I LOVE YOU~

for my viewers i got something for u at the end so please scroll down


for my viewers i got something for u at the end so please scroll down

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